Hey Mitchyj - have yo seen the latest "Foot Monthly"?
A great section on dressing up (even as you quoted) your favourite part of your body. And there's a 42 page pull out section of people's webbed feet.
I haven't read "The New Foot" for a while, I think it's gone down hill since Ed Toe left.
What other part of your anatomy has two different sets of the EXACT same vowels in it both singular and plural? I like to see you find a body part like that then aye...
Do you have a foot collection going on?
I did have a rabbit paw once - then I thought that was a bit morbid so I got three more to make it a set.
I don't think you ever grow out of your feet...
Well - Next month in "Foot Monthly" there's a 12 page pull out on Hallux Valgus - Mate, it's creaming!!!