Friday Funny!

[Possum]

The wise and knowing! :lol:

 

[Vat69]

Aww it has such cute chubby arms

 

[soulweaver]

nice photo

what did the famer say to the other farmer?

"hows the farm"

 

[Possum]

Friday Funny

Time for Souly to have a little lay down....... :lol:

 

[soulweaver]

hey i think you insulted me!!

when i work it out, there will be trouble, you hear trouble!!

 

[Possum]

OH NO! Not another slanging match :twisted:

 

[dickyknee]

Possum funny frog pic and SW thats a shocker of a joke

 

[Guest]

what did the famer say to the other farmer?

"hows the farm"

the punchline should be.. and the other farmer replied... "ok"

:roll: Don't give up your day job souly :lol:

 

[Samma3l]

what happened when the clown farted? It smelled funny.

Have you heard the butter joke? Well I can't tell you, you might spread it.


Thanks you ladies and gents I'll be here all week, try the veal

 

[AntaresiaLady]

LOL Samma3l!

LOL Souly...

Possum...that is ssooo cute!! Wonder what its thinking?

 

[soulweaver]

how do you know your house is on fire? you can smell smoke.

what do you call a fish with no i? FSH

i need sleep

let the fight begin

 

[Possum]

Friday Funny

Thanks you ladies and gents I'll be here all week, try the veal

Tell us where you are and we will be elsewhere :lol:

He is a cute little fellow, plotting to take over the world! :twisted:

 

[peterescue]

mm, whats brown and sticky?
Whats orange and sounds like a parrot?

Theres a cemetary in our suburb, its the dead centre of town. The people who live around it can't be buried there. They're not dead yet, but theyre dying to be buried in it.

 

[Samma3l]

what do you call a fish with no i? FSH

Is this a PMS/Red Sunset joke?

Its very subtle if it is

 

[soulweaver]

no its just a stupid joke, blame zoe

 

[Possum]

Wouldn't a fish with no "i" be blind? :roll:

 

[westhamsc]

did you hear about the tuna backpackers ther stuck in cairns

 

[Samma3l]

Wouldn't a fish with no "i" be blind? :roll:

fish have 2 eyes silly

 

[Vat69]

nice photo

what did the famer say to the other farmer?

"hows the farm"

Bwahahahahaha :lol: :lol: *takes a deep breath* Ahahahahahahaahahaaa :lol: :lol:

Awesome!!

**No sarcasim either, I actually find it quite funny

 

[thals]

WARNING: For all you dead-baby joke lovers out there (we are a sick breed :twisted: lol):

What is the difference between a baby and a onion?
No one cries when you chop up the baby.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a water melon?
One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other one's a water melon.

How do you turn a baby into a dog?
Pour gas over it and light a match. Woof.

How do you turn a baby into a cat?
Freeze it solid, then run it through a bandsaw. Meeow.

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket?
With a blender.
How do you get them out again?
With Doritos.

Sick I know, but you can all blame Jesse aka jimmy_the_kid!!! Yep, it's totally his fault lol Your just lucky I spared you from "the tomato jokes" :lol: