Seriously????

[Morgan_dragon]

My foot wear bill for snakes remains at zero yeehaa

so does my clothes bill, unlike the kids!

 

[Schnecke]

....snakes never crash the car.........

Wow, WAY better drivers than mine then!

 

[pyrodarknessanny]

i brought a packet of "snakes alive" and they were all dead!

 

[Nighthawk]

I think my husbands trouser snake is dead. It hasn't eaten in years and never seems to shed.

 

[hrafna]

before i got into the hobby we had alot of stray cats go the area, now we just have fat snakes.

 

[longqi]

Taipans a bit like a good fart... Silent but deadly

 

[vampstorso]

I think my husbands trouser snake is dead. It hasn't eaten in years and never seems to shed.

best part of this is the rhyme hahaha

 

[Bluetongue1]

I think my husbands trouser snake is dead. It hasn't eaten in years and never seems to shed.

Has rigor mortis set in?

If not, have you been providing an appropriate hide? That usually brings them to life.

 

[Bel03]

have you been providing an appropriate hide? That usually brings them to life.

:lol: LMAO THAT just made me spit my coffee everywhere! :lol: Great advice!

 

[Fuscus]

My pet can eat your pet!

 

[slim6y]

What's the difference between a snake and a lawyer?

One is cold, slippery and has a forked tongue - the other is an awesome reptile pet!

 

[Bluetongue1]

What do you call a raincoat for a snake?

A condom.

 

[starr9]

Bhahahahahaha! This made my day! Classic!!!

 

[Red-Ink]

Why do I keep getting called a perv by girls every time I tell them I love sitting on the couch stroking my python?

 

[Suenstu]

Best Thread Ever!

 

[Snakewoman]

I've trained my Olive python to eat people like you...

 

[Nighthawk]

Has rigor mortis set in?

If not, have you been providing an appropriate hide? That usually brings them to life.

I have found that slapping it with a rat brings an aggressive response. *deadpan expression*

 

[hrafna]

having snakes has actually saved me some money......... everyone who said they won't come around to visit anymore does not get a x-mas card this year!

 

[Bluetongue1]

I think my husbands trouser snake is dead. It hasn't eaten in years and never seems to shed.

If it gets any worse you may have to apply mouth-to-mouth resuscitation to bring it back to life.

 

[pythrulz]

Min are well behaved and trained they go back to there tubs after I let them out Mostly