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Just got sent this and it made me smile especially number 8 and the thought for the day yay

SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES

1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic.
Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat
and presto, the blockage will be almost instantly
removed.


2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing
vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while
you chop away.


3. You can avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting
the toilet seat just by using the sink.


4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself
and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in
your veins. Remember to use an egg timer.


5. A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock
will prevent you from rolling over and going back to
sleep after you hit the snooze button.


6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of
laxatives. Then you will be afraid to cough.


7. Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a
hammer and you will forget all about the toothache.


8.Sometimes, we just need to remember what the rules of life really
are: in life, you only need two tools - WD-40 and Duct Tape.
- If it doesn't move but should, use the WD-40.
- If it should not move and does, use the duct tape.


9. Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.


10. Never pass up an opportunity to go to the bathroom.


Thought for the day:

SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKYS..... THEY ARE NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING...
BUT THEY STILL BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN A FLIGHT OF STAIRS
 
Some more thoughts for the day that came with my email of this one ..


If you woke up breathing, congratulations! You get another chance.


Be really nice to your family and friends; you never know when you might need them to empty your bedpan. :lol:
 
Haha classic i like the thought for the day. I agree with the WD-40 and the duct tape.... im thinking of other uses for the duct tape dentench ;)
 
:shock::shock:
• Keeps missile silo doors swinging freely
:shock:
• Drives moisture from hearing aids and cleans battery compartment
:shock::shock:
• Use can to prop open windows
:lol::lol::lol:
• Lubricates fingers stuck in hole
:p:p
• Removes adhesive from bird's wings
• Removes peanut butter from dog hair
What the ??
• Removes stubborn stuck-on leg wax
One for the ladies ... :p
• Spray on poster board and let dry to provides interesting
texture/base for art
Time to get a life .. :rolleyes:
 
Lmao i love it!! Getting peanut butter out of hair.... Its like blu tack. Anyone ever look at the uses for that?
 
niomi, lol im sure one day the perfect use for duct tape will become clear, (great for hair removal) lol(save a fortune in razors lol) :)
 
SIKAFLEX is better than duct tape & cable ties combined.
 
Yea but cable ties can get too tight and cut off circulation....;) are you thinking what im thinking dentench?
 
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