Stuffed Olive

[snakeluvver]

actual movie.

Also, first one to get this joke... gets 3.14159:

Nobody's gunna get it :? tell us.

 

[saximus]

lol nerd joke. Nice Plimpy

 

[Smithers]

Just give me the Pi (Pie)

 

[shell477]

bisected snakes? all i can think of. probably way off...

 

[jase75]

Nobody's gunna get it :? tell us.

Snakes on a Plane

 

[saximus]

It's snakes on a plane (they are all sitting on the X plane)

 

[dihsmaj]

I just googled 'Snake puns' and clicked the link, laughed, and posted it here.

 

[Defective]

never enter a staring comp with a snake...if you wanna keep your face

 

[dihsmaj]

There once was a snake breeder who had two snakes he was trying to mate. For the life of him, he couldn't get them within two feet of each other. Frustrated, he called up the local zoologist, and explained the situation. She hurried over, picked up the snakes and looked at them. "You know what I would do?" she said. "See that tree over there? Chop it down, chop off a good sized log, split the log in two, and make two tables out of them. Put the tables and the snakes into a cage, and let them go at it."

Well, the breeder thought that this was insane, but having no other options, he tried it. Sure enough, a few days later he had a whole slew of baby snakes. He called up the zoologist, and asked her how that was possible. She replied, "Well, you see, those snakes were adders. And everybody knows that to get adders to multiply you need log tables."

 

[saximus]

Lol plimpy do you even get that one? I'd be impressed if you did at 13

 

[dihsmaj]

Lol plimpy do you even get that one? I'd be impressed if you did at 13

Kind of... well, no, not really.

Anyway in August 2010 a rattlesnake escaped from the Atlanta Zoo, even though they had all safeguards and locks on the enclosure.
I guess that's what you call...
*puts on sunglasses*
Reptile dysfunction.
YEAAAAAAAAH

 

[slim6y]

actual movie.

I'm aware of that.... I made it...

Subtlety isn't always my best feature.

 

[MathewB]

Snakes on a Plane

Ohh very clever, I didn't get it at first but that's probably why I'm in Maths A haha

 

[slim6y]

C'mon Pimpy - why not draw a snake in photoshop with its colour pattern as 3.14159265 and call it a pi-thon?

 

[dihsmaj]

Guess what THIS one is?

 

[Serpentess]

Guess what THIS one is?

Death Adder.

 

[snakeluvver]

Snakes on a Plane

Groaaaaan. That's so bad plimpy!