Dipcdame
Very Well-Known Member
Just received this in my emails...........
The South Australian Met. Dept has today issued a warning about a severe cyclone which is forming in the far west of the country. Strong winds are building up and it is expect the storm will reach severe cyclone level when it crosses the South Australian border from Western Australia sometime mid next Monday afternoon.
South Australian residents are being asked to batten down any object subject to copious bouts of extreme laughter, as the cyclone...yet to be named, but is expected to be called....Cyclone Grannie Annie....reaches the Adelaide suburbs. Affects of the intense cyclone are expected to be.....severe bouts of hysterical laughter, with short bursts of sanity providing the cyclone is accompanied by calming winds in the form of medication. There may be time for a little rest and sleep during the time the cyclone is in the South Australian area, but this cannot be guaranteed. Huge fluffy clouds in the form of hugs are expected to accompany Annie, and the cyclone is likely to affect as many people as it can reach during it's time in South Australia. Some rain in the form of tears could be expected when the cyclone returns to the west coast, but between times, it will inflict as much damage as possible on anyone who dares to come close to it. (her)
A. Eustace
Dept. of Meteorology SA.
Annie.............................. YOU WALLY!!!!!! LOL
The South Australian Met. Dept has today issued a warning about a severe cyclone which is forming in the far west of the country. Strong winds are building up and it is expect the storm will reach severe cyclone level when it crosses the South Australian border from Western Australia sometime mid next Monday afternoon.
South Australian residents are being asked to batten down any object subject to copious bouts of extreme laughter, as the cyclone...yet to be named, but is expected to be called....Cyclone Grannie Annie....reaches the Adelaide suburbs. Affects of the intense cyclone are expected to be.....severe bouts of hysterical laughter, with short bursts of sanity providing the cyclone is accompanied by calming winds in the form of medication. There may be time for a little rest and sleep during the time the cyclone is in the South Australian area, but this cannot be guaranteed. Huge fluffy clouds in the form of hugs are expected to accompany Annie, and the cyclone is likely to affect as many people as it can reach during it's time in South Australia. Some rain in the form of tears could be expected when the cyclone returns to the west coast, but between times, it will inflict as much damage as possible on anyone who dares to come close to it. (her)
A. Eustace
Dept. of Meteorology SA.
Annie.............................. YOU WALLY!!!!!! LOL