Had this forwarded through to me today, might be funnier if it still had all the email addresses and such in, but for obvious reasons I removed them. Amazing how quickly it went viral just because and by my count, its currently circulating 3 countries and 8 different companies
From: XXXXXXXX
Sent: Wednesday, 1 May 2013 6:57 AM
To: XXXXXXXXXXX
Subject: FW: Stolen cup from the bathroom sink bench - [Start from the bottom]
Anyone up there seen Edmunds mug? It may have floated to the Eylandt in an attempt to escape it’s captor.
Regards,
M
From: XXXXXXXXXXX
Sent: Tuesday, 30 April 2013 5:09 PM
To: XXXXXXXXXX
Cc: XXXXX
Subject: FW: Stolen cup from the bathroom sink bench - [Start from the bottom]
Please let me know if you have seen Edmund’s cup. He would appreciate any information that might lead to the culprit.
Regards,
M
From: XXXXX
Sent: Tuesday, 30 April 2013 5:01 PM
To: XXXX - 14
Subject: FW: Stolen cup from the bathroom sink bench - [Start from the bottom]
Have any of you seen Edmund’s cup? Someone may have taken it out of the office with them…
From:XXX
Sent: Tuesday, 30 April 2013 2:52 PM
To: XXXXXXXXXXXX
Subject: FW: Stolen cup from the bathroom sink bench - [Start from the bottom]
Hey Perth guys,
Any one seen Edmund’s mug? You will all be able to help out more than me from here!
Have a read… and a laugh J
R
From: XXXXX
Sent: Tuesday, 30 April 2013 2:38 PM
To: XXXXXX
Subject: FW: Stolen cup from the bathroom sink bench - [Start from the bottom]
You can’t trust anyone these days…help a dude find his mug... it appears quite important to him LOL (read bottom to top)
Goodluck buddy!
PS. Has someone looked in his draw…just incase?!
From: XXXXXX
Sent: Tuesday, 30 April 2013 2:22 PM
To:XXXXXX
Subject: FW: Stolen cup from the bathroom sink bench - [Start from the bottom]
Help a dude out and find his mug..
From: XXXXX
Sent: Tuesday, 30 April 2013 2:09 PM
To: XXXXXX
Subject: FW: Stolen cup from the bathroom sink bench - [Start from the bottom]
FYI
K
From: reception
Sent: Tuesday, 30 April 2013 2:01 PM
To: Undisclosed recipients
Subject: FW: Stolen cup from the bathroom sink bench - [Start from the bottom]
From: XXXXXX
Sent: Monday, 29 April 2013 4:54 PM
Subject: FW: Stolen cup from the bathroom sink bench - [Start from the bottom]
From: XXXXX
Sent: Monday, 29 April 2013 4:10 PM
Subject: FW: Stolen cup from the bathroom sink bench - [Start from the bottom]
Haha hilarious!
T
From: XXXXXX
Sent: Monday, 29 April 2013 3:52 PM
To: XXXXXXX
Subject: FW: Stolen cup from the bathroom sink bench - [Start from the bottom]
From: XXXXXX
Sent: Monday, 29 April 2013 3:43 PM
To: XXXXXX
Subject: FW: Stolen cup from the bathroom sink bench - [Start from the bottom]
If you have time, read from bottom to top… this mug disappearance has gone to other companies. Quite funny!
From: XXXXXXX
Sent: Monday, 29 April 2013 3:24 PM
To: XXXXXXXX
Subject: FW: Stolen cup from the bathroom sink bench - [Start from the bottom]
I didn’t know that this email will circulate this far and it is back again on my desk since first received. God bless the cup and owner! J
From: XXXXXX
Sent: Monday, 29 April 2013 3:17 PM
To: XXXXX
Subject: FW: Stolen cup from the bathroom sink bench - [Start from the bottom]
A plea to find edmund’s mug
Kindest regards,
X
From: XXXXXX
Sent: Monday, 29 April 2013 3:06 PM
To: XXXXXX
Subject: FW: Stolen cup from the bathroom sink bench - [Start from the bottom]
Ladies, gents, please help find Edmund’s mug!
The mug-napper could be armed and very dangerous, approach at your own risk.
Regards,
H
From:XXXXX
Sent: Monday, 29 April 2013 2:51 PM
To: XXXXXX
Subject: FW: Stolen cup from the bathroom sink bench - [Start from the bottom]
Poor Edmund..
N
From: XXXXX
Sent: Monday, 29 April 2013 2:43 PM
To: XXXXX
Subject: FW: Stolen cup from the bathroom sink bench - [Start from the bottom]
Gents,
Please be on the lookout for a Edmund’s cup.
Regards,
S
From: XXXXX
Sent: 29 April 2013 2:38 PM
To: XXXXX
Subject: FW: Stolen cup from the bathroom sink bench - [Start from the bottom]
With your close proximity to the Perth CBD, please keep an eye out for Edmund’s cup.
Thanks.
From: XXXXXX
Sent: 29 April 2013 2:32 PM
To: XXXXX
Subject: FW: Stolen cup from the bathroom sink bench - [Start from the bottom]
Gents + Marsh,
Have you seen Edmunds mug?
From: XXXXXX
Sent: Monday, 29 April 2013 2:03 PM
To: XXXXXX
Subject: FW: Stolen cup from the bathroom sink bench - [Start from the bottom]
This is slightly hilarious…
R
From: XXXXXX
Sent: Monday, 29 April 2013 1:35 PM
To: XXXXXX
Subject: FW: Stolen cup from the bathroom sink bench - [Start from the bottom]
I know WP used to run an intricate mug smuggling ring in my time there – any of the old cats still operating?
K
From: XXXXXX
Sent: Monday, 29 April 2013 1:19 PM
To: XXXXXX
Subject: RE: Stolen cup from the bathroom sink bench
There is a suspicious looking guy wearing an overcoat in the car park trying to sell second hand cups, maybe I should call the Police.
Regards,
M
From: XXXXXX
Sent: Monday, 29 April 2013 1:12 PM
To: XXXXXXXXXX
Subject: FW: Stolen cup from the bathroom sink bench
HELP!
Kind Regards,
C
From: XXXXXXX
Sent: Monday, 29 April 2013 12:46 PM
To: XXXXXXXX
Subject: FW: Stolen cup from the bathroom sink bench
This is outrageous guys.
Any assistance would be appreciated…
From: XXXXXXXXXX
Sent: Monday, 29 April 2013 12:34 PM
To: XXXXXXXX
Cc: 15
Subject: RE: Stolen cup from the bathroom sink bench
Guys,
Can you lend a hand. Ed is probably very dehydrated by now….
If only we knew what it looked like!!! Seek… and ye shall find.
Regards,
J
From: XXXXXXXXXX
Sent: Monday, 29 April 2013 12:06 PM
To: XXXXXXXXX
Subject: FW: Stolen cup from the bathroom sink bench
Hello
Can anyone from KBR or Rio site help?
K
From: XXXXXXXXXXX
Sent: Monday, 29 April 2013 11:55 AM
To: XXXXXXXXXXXX
Subject: FW: Stolen cup from the bathroom sink bench
Poor cup. I wonder if it has gone to a better home.
(Start from the bottom)
Kind Regards,
S
From: XXXXXXXXXXXX
Sent: Monday, 29 April 2013 11:48 AM
To: XXXXXXXXX
Subject: FW: Stolen cup from the bathroom sink bench
Checked all inappropriate areas to take a coffee cup and found nothing. Did you girls see or hear anything?
Kind regards,
S
From: XXXXXXXXXXXX
Sent: Monday, 29 April 2013 11:36 AM
To: XXXXXXXXXXXXXX
Subject: FW: Stolen cup from the bathroom sink bench
Hi guys,
Are some of you guys in the same building as Edmund? Can you keep an eye on his cup. It gone missing….
Cheers
V
From: XXXXXXX
Sent: Monday, April 29, 2013 10:53 AM
To: XXXXXXXXXXX
Subject: FW: Stolen cup from the bathroom sink bench
Hi S
Have you seen Edmund’s mug? You’re in Perth, might have seen it around. (start at the bottom)
C
From: XXXXXXXXXX
Sent: Monday, 29 April 2013 11:38 AM
To: XXXXXXXXXXXXX
Cc: 15
Subject: RE: Stolen cup from the bathroom sink bench
Edmond has lost his cup (again) *sigh.....not sure why you take a cup to bathroom sink, but who’s to judge.....
Please if you find Edmond’s cup, send it to Perth office!!
Ta.
From: XXXXXXXXXX
Sent: Monday, 29 April 2013 11:14 AM
To: XXXXXXXXX
Subject: RE: Stolen cup from the bathroom sink bench
Sorry Guys,
Hasn’t shown up in the Brisbane office. Will spread the word however.
Regards,
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From: Trainer
Sent: Monday, 29 April 2013 11:08 AM
To: XXXXXXXXXX
Subject: FW: Stolen cup from the bathroom sink bench
Morning Lads
Edmund is in a spot of bother, appreciated it if you could keep your eyes peeled for his mug and the brazen outlaw that took it.
Cheers
J
From:XXXXXXXX
Sent: Friday, April 26, 2013 8:56 AM
To: XXXXXXXXXXXX
Subject: FW: Stolen cup from the bathroom sink bench
Morning Gents,
It appears Edmund has lost his mug. Help a brother out and let him know if you see it.
Regards
C
From: XXXXXXXXXX
Sent: Thursday, 25 April, 2013 3:41 PM
To: XXXXXXXXXXXXX
Subject: RE: Stolen cup from the bathroom sink bench
Must find my Precious!!!!
From: XXXXXXXXX
Sent: Wednesday, April 24, 2013 2:27 AM
To: XXXXXXXXXXXX
Subject: FW: Stolen cup from the bathroom sink bench
Be on the look out
N
From: XXXXXXXX
Sent: Wednesday, 24 April 2013 3:18 PM
To: XXXXXXXXXXX
Subject: FW: Stolen cup from the bathroom sink bench
FYI, mug is missing. Please help out if you can.
Regards,
D
From: XXXXXXX
Sent: Wednesday, 24 April 2013 3:10 PM
To:XXXXXXXXXX
Subject: FW: Stolen cup from the bathroom sink bench
Hey guys I’m not sure if you’ve been up the terrace lately but if you could help find Edmund’s mug…
J
From: XXXXXXXXX
Sent: Wednesday, 24 April 2013 2:30 PM
To:XXXXXXXXXXXX
Subject: FW: Stolen cup from the bathroom sink bench
FYI
From: XXXXXXXXXXX
Sent: Wednesday, 24 April 2013 2:08 PM
To:; XXXXXXXXXXXXX
Subject: FW: Stolen cup from the bathroom sink bench
Just to let you know how far this went…
V
From: XXXXXXXXXX
Sent: Wednesday, 24 April 2013 1:59 PM
To: XXXXXXXXXXX
Subject: FW: Stolen cup from the bathroom sink bench
A true travesty of our times. Help Edmund reunite with his coffee cup.
D
From: XXXXXXXXXXX
Sent: Wednesday, 24 April 2013 1:52 PM
To: XXXXXXXXXXX
Subject: FW: Stolen cup from the bathroom sink bench
Hi guys,
Lets help our fellow man find his coffee cup.
From: XXXXXXXXXX
Sent: Wednesday, 24 April 2013 1:25 PM
To: XXXXXXXXXX
Subject: FW: Stolen cup from the bathroom sink bench
Have you seen Edmund’s coffee cup? It seems like it probably wasn’t someone who works in the building and you guys are nearby, maybe you have seen it around?
From: XXXXXXXXX
Sent: Wednesday, 24 April 2013 1:03 PM
To: XXXXXXXXX
Subject: FW: Stolen cup from the bathroom sink bench
Probably a bit of a long shot but have you guys seen Edmunds coffee cup?
See original email at the bottom
From: XXXXXXXXX
Sent: Wednesday, 24 April 2013 12:05 PM
To: XXXXXXXXXX
Subject: FW: Stolen cup from the bathroom sink bench
It was probably one of you guys
From: XXXXXX
Sent: Wednesday, 24 April 2013 12:00 PM
To: XXXXXXXX
Subject: FW: Stolen cup from the bathroom sink bench
I don’t recon the dude expected it to go this far,
From: XXXXXXX
Sent: Wednesday, 24 April 2013 11:41 AM
To: XXXXXXXXXX
Subject: FW: Stolen cup from the bathroom sink bench
Hi Gents,
Edmund is in a pickle. Have you seen his cup?
We will get one of the guys out to check the wharf again.
From: XXXXXX
Sent: Wednesday, 24 April 2013 11:25 AM
To: XXXXXXXX
Subject: Stolen cup from the bathroom sink bench
Guys,
Do you think we could help poor Edmund out here?
Maybe somebody brought it to site.
From: XXXXXXX
Sent: Wednesday, 24 April 2013 9:30 AM
To: RXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
Subject: FW: Stolen cup from the bathroom sink bench
Do you believe this – this is going to go viral over a coffee cup
From: XXXXXXXXX
Sent: Wednesday, 24 April 2013 9:24 AM
To: XXXXXXXXXX
Subject: FW: Stolen cup from the bathroom sink bench
From:XXXXXXXXXXXXX
Sent: Wednesday, 24 April 2013 9:18 AM
To: XXXXXXXXXXX
Subject: FW: Stolen cup from the bathroom sink bench
Please help Edmund
From: XXXXXXXXXX
Sent: Wednesday, 24 April 2013 9:06 AM
To: XXXXXXXXX
Subject: FW: Stolen cup from the bathroom sink bench
From: XXXXXXXXXXXX
Sent: Wednesday, 24 April 2013 9:02 AM
To: XXXXXXXXXX
Subject: FW: Stolen cup from the bathroom sink bench
Lets make it our mission to help Edmund!
From:XXXXXXXX
Sent: Wednesday, 24 April 2013 8:53 AM
To:XXXXXXXXXXXX
Subject: FW: Stolen cup from the bathroom sink bench
You guys seen Edmunds mug?
From: XXXXXXXXX
Sent: Wednesday, 24 April 2013 8:48 AM
To: XXXXXXXXX
Subject: FW: Stolen cup from the bathroom sink bench
From: XXXXXXXXXXX
Sent: Wednesday, 24 April 2013 8:45 AM
To: Engineering Team; XXXXXXXXXXXX
Subject: FW: Stolen cup from the bathroom sink bench
Anybody seen Edmunds mug?
From: XXXXXXXXX
Sent: Wednesday, 24 April 2013 7:47 AM
To: XXXXXXXXXXXX
Subject: FW: Stolen cup from the bathroom sink bench
Come on guys, let’s all help Edmund find his mug.
From: XXXXXXXXXX
Sent: Wednesday, 24 April 2013 7:37 AM
To: XXXXXXXXXXX
Subject: FW: Stolen cup from the bathroom sink bench
Please help Edmund find his cup.
C
From: XXXXXXXXXXXXX
Sent: Tuesday, 23 April 2013 8:08 AM
To: XXXXXXXXXXXX)
Subject: FW: Stolen cup from the bathroom sink bench
From: XXXXXXXXXXXXXX
Sent: Tuesday, 23 April 2013 7:57 AM
To: XXXXXXXXXXXXX
Subject: FW: Stolen cup from the bathroom sink bench
Anyone seen this guys cup?
From: XXXXXXXXXXXX
Sent: Monday, 22 April 2013 5:14 PM
Subject: FW: Stolen cup from the bathroom sink bench
Help find this poor guys mug…
From: Edmund
Sent: Wednesday, 20 March 2013 11:44 AM
To: Administrators
Subject: Stolen cup from the bathroom sink bench
To whom it may concern,
I apologise for taking away some of your time. My name is Edmund X and I work at Level 22 in Central Park.
Sometime after ~10.30 this morning, my coffee cup was stolen. The details are as follows.
1. I brought my cup to the mens washroom
2. I left it next to the washroom sinks
3. I then proceeded to use the bathroom stall
4. In that time, I know someone entered and exited the room, and I know after that person used the urinal, they grabbed a few pieces of paper towel
5. I exited the bathroom stall afterwards
6. My cup was then missing
I apologise if this sounds trivial to you and it wastes your time, but this is my personal item and I cannot believe the audacity of someone to do that.
Please find attached a slide which includes a picture of my cup.
Kind regards,
Edmund
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How stereotypical is that a physics professor with (by all accounts) limited social skills and a Spock mug?
