Weirdest Job.

[aliveandkicking]

Whats the weirdest Job you had?

The weirdest I've had was driving escorts/Hookers to their jobs when I was about 19. I only lasted one night. It didn't sit well with me and I didn't want junkies in my car either.

 

[southwazza]

yeah cant top that sorry

 

[itbites]

Again adult chat....

Pretty tame really

 

[Earthling]

Driver of a Gelati Van.

 

[Sturdy]

hidden camera consultant

 

[Kersten]

Nothing too weird here, about the oddest it got was making up kits for family planning that got sent out to school as part of their sex ed program. You know, it's the usual stuff: condoms, pamphlets, the pill and plastic penises which were designed to spit out water when squeezed hard enough that zipped up into handy little banana cases

 

[rebeccalg]

Erotica photographer.... i see lots of weird things! lol

 

[falconboy]

Erotica photographer.... i see lots of weird things! lol

How do I join?

 

[Rainbow-Serpent]

Bully Magnet.

Sorta weird, the worst job I have, IMO.

 

[Dave]

ewww :lol:

 

[aliveandkicking]

Nothing too weird here, about the oddest it got was making up kits for family planning that got sent out to school as part of their sex ed program. You know, it's the usual stuff: condoms, pamphlets, the pill and plastic penises which were designed to spit out water when squeezed hard enough that zipped up into handy little banana cases

Did you stash any aside. They'd be great at the next fools Run!!

 

[Kersten]

Lol no unfortunately, but I still have a supplier on the inside :lol: That sounds worse than I meant it to....

 

[aliveandkicking]

Lol no unfortunately, but I still have a supplier on the inside :lol: That sounds worse than I meant it to....

Yeh, sounds a little dirty:shock:

 

[Kersten]

I can assure you, they're totally clean banana penises :shock:

 

[Rep-Style]

do they get spotty n smell if u leave em in the sun?

 

[Kersten]

Lol no, they don't. You see the beauty of the design now?

 

[Rep-Style]

haha im not sure wiether i could comment on that without a crude joke or vulgarity, and i fear if i did reply in such a manner id warp rs fragile mind, kids r like sponges ya'know

 

[euphorion]

oh lord, how this thread went bad so quick, only on aps! i've never really had any 'weird' jobs, i sell bikinis does that count? yes that does include seeing naked old ladies on a daily basis...

 

[Rep-Style]

shooshoo, if i went to ur store would i get a discount on a leopard print mankini cos im on aps? haha

 

[euphorion]

sorry reps, no men allowed in the changerooms we only sell ladies wear anyway. although i did have this german fellow come in a few weeks ago asking for a g-string for men (for himself). and we do get the occassional guy in looking for himself, you know, x-dressers and all that, we have to be extra diplomatic with those ones as we still cant let them in the changerooms! hehe, go mailorder as for your mankini, thats what the anonymity of ebay is for!