Weirdest Job.

[Rep-Style]

haha no change room for me so its all good, real men try on their swim wear in the middle of the store, just as long as the people around are respectful and dont throw up in front ov me and ur polite when u tell me to leave haha

 

[Mudimans]

Grave digger. At least the customers don't complain

 

[redbellybite]

weirdest job....is becoming a parent ....nine months of a little alien creature, growing inside of you ,at first you feel some little bubbly feelings in your tum,then as your belly expands the bubbly feeling turns into thumps and then stretches,which at times can be painful..as you push back on your belly the bub kicks back and you get a game of tag your it going with your unborn baby.Your whole body changes ,in ways you have no control over ,but at least at this stage ,your still responsible for yourself only..you go where you want ,sleep when you want etc..then as the time nears you start getting weird sensations and urges to clean stuff that before you wouldnt of even bothered to,,apparently this is what granny called "nesting"..then the cycle of weirdness begins you start to cramp up ,these then start to contract and get in time with your watch ,that you are so ever looking at ..you ring the hospital tell them what is happening and they say come on in ...the weirdness continues...at the hospital ,your poked and proded,and strangers that you do not know ,but have the title DR infront of their name come in and check out your private wares..weird huh ?...after what seems like forever, they tell you that your so much dilated...weird what does that mean anyway?..you soon find out what it means ...your stomach feels like its turning inside out ..your back is having spasms ..and you wish your partner was in another country if not universe for putting you through this "weird situation"but still at this stage its only you..after more proding and poking and strangers looking in ..they weirdly tell you its time ..your going to become a mum...whats that suppose to mean ?within seconds you know ,how weird is that,!,the urge to push your insides out is a feeling you have never ever experienced before but the weird thing is your body takes over and even though your head seems to be not coping one bit ,,your in an auto pilot mode ...CROWN they say ...and the burning weird pain starts and the strangers tell you not to push ,to pant untill they give you the all clear ...WEIRD anyway you do your best and what seems like forever has passed ,push away..puuuuuuuuuuuuush and with a poping sensation and warm liquad oozing out ,alot of commotion going on ,everyone around you is in overload and the weird thing is your still on cloud 9 (probably due to the drugs that you were givin)..then in moments after all the pushing ,birthing and hustle and bustle ..they place this weird little alien thing on your belly and tell you here is your new son ...you look at him and he has a scrunched up face ,covered in goop,smells a weird smell ..and you know deep in your heart ..your in love with him from the time you see him,you dont know him but you cant be with out him either ..now thats weird ...and the job continues on and at times gets weirder and more weirder...but its a job i would do over again and again (well i did it 4 times)...weirdest job in the world is being a parent ...but its one of the most rewarding too

 

[Allies_snakes]

Whats the weirdest Job you had?

The weirdest I've had was driving escorts/Hookers to their jobs when I was about 19. I only lasted one night. It didn't sit well with me and I didn't want junkies in my car either.

Omg, thats what i did!.. but get this, the agency was run from a road house, lets not say... that it was the old mobil roadhouse heading west out of shepparton, numerka road, the 'lounge' the girls hung out in was the converted mechanics shop and whilst the girls were waiting for the night predators to ring I worked in the roadhouse making hamburgers and fish and chips for the truckies & passerby's :shock:...I drove this one escort to a job and she went in to do the business then came straight back out. She told me the guy wasnt in the mood..now, this woman wasnt any oil painting and when we got back to the roadhouse, the mistress had a phone call from the bloke telling her never to send anything as nasty & ugly as that to his place EVER!...and one more..the girls called him the five minute man, 1 min to walk in, 1 min to take clothes off, 1 min to do the deed, 1 min to get dressed and 1 min to walk back out..funny..but deff weirdest job.

 

[Crazy_Snake08]

Omg, thats what i did!.. but get this, the agency was run from a road house, lets not say... that it was the old mobil roadhouse heading west out of shepparton, numerka road, the 'lounge' the girls hung out in was the converted mechanics shop and whilst the girls were waiting for the night predators to ring I worked in the roadhouse making hamburgers and fish and chips for the truckies & passerby's :shock:...I drove this one escort to a job and she went in to do the business then came straight back out. She told me the guy wasnt in the mood..now, this woman wasnt any oil painting and when we got back to the roadhouse, the mistress had a phone call from the bloke telling her never to send anything as nasty & ugly as that to his place EVER!...and one more..the girls called him the five minute man, 1 min to walk in, 1 min to take clothes off, 1 min to do the deed, 1 min to get dressed and 1 min to walk back out..funny..but deff weirdest job.

Driving girls around??? If it pays well I'm in!!!

 

[Allies_snakes]

Driving girls around??? If it pays well I'm in!!!

Hell yeah $55 an hour, that was my cut..su-weet money...got me a trip to mexico...

 

[Crazy_Snake08]

Hell yeah $55 an hour, that was my cut..su-weet money...got me a trip to mexico...

if that's the case, tell me how to get a job!!!

 

[-Matt-]

weirdest job....is becoming a parent ....nine months of a little alien creature, growing inside of you ,at first you feel some little bubbly feelings in your tum,then as your belly expands the bubbly feeling turns into thumps and then stretches,which at times can be painful..as you push back on your belly the bub kicks back and you get a game of tag your it going with your unborn baby.Your whole body changes ,in ways you have no control over ,but at least at this stage ,your still responsible for yourself only..you go where you want ,sleep when you want etc..then as the time nears you start getting weird sensations and urges to clean stuff that before you wouldnt of even bothered to,,apparently this is what granny called "nesting"..then the cycle of weirdness begins you start to cramp up ,these then start to contract and get in time with your watch ,that you are so ever looking at ..you ring the hospital tell them what is happening and they say come on in ...the weirdness continues...at the hospital ,your poked and proded,and strangers that you do not know ,but have the title DR infront of their name come in and check out your private wares..weird huh ?...after what seems like forever, they tell you that your so much dilated...weird what does that mean anyway?..you soon find out what it means ...your stomach feels like its turning inside out ..your back is having spasms ..and you wish your partner was in another country if not universe for putting you through this "weird situation"but still at this stage its only you..after more proding and poking and strangers looking in ..they weirdly tell you its time ..your going to become a mum...whats that suppose to mean ?within seconds you know ,how weird is that,!,the urge to push your insides out is a feeling you have never ever experienced before but the weird thing is your body takes over and even though your head seems to be not coping one bit ,,your in an auto pilot mode ...CROWN they say ...and the burning weird pain starts and the strangers tell you not to push ,to pant untill they give you the all clear ...WEIRD anyway you do your best and what seems like forever has passed ,push away..puuuuuuuuuuuuush and with a poping sensation and warm liquad oozing out ,alot of commotion going on ,everyone around you is in overload and the weird thing is your still on cloud 9 (probably due to the drugs that you were givin)..then in moments after all the pushing ,birthing and hustle and bustle ..they place this weird little alien thing on your belly and tell you here is your new son ...you look at him and he has a scrunched up face ,covered in goop,smells a weird smell ..and you know deep in your heart ..your in love with him from the time you see him,you dont know him but you cant be with out him either ..now thats weird ...and the job continues on and at times gets weirder and more weirder...but its a job i would do over again and again (well i did it 4 times)...weirdest job in the world is being a parent ...but its one of the most rewarding too

WOW :shock:

 

[bigi]

i did alot of casual work many years ago but one of the worst was putting the chains, spring, ink etc to make up the pens that go in banks, you know the pens connected to chains so they dont get stolen. All day, man it did my head in, and unfortunately 2 woman who were doing it had both been there for 15 yrs.
Another was a cleaner at a function centre, and yes the womans toilets are heaps worse than mens.

Anyway ive been a paperboy,barman, GC pedicab rider, market gardener, plastics manufacturing, metal presser, servo attendant, washing machine mechanic assistant, forklift driver, herbicides mixer, picked fruit, storeman, shopping delivery, cleaner, phonebook stacker, horse strapper, brickies labourer,carpenters assistant, documentation manager, Construction coordinator, Building Site manager, Quality Assurance Rep and Auditor, First Aid officer, Safety officer, Caulker, and know i run my own bussiness with 5 employees in the building industry.
Im sure ive missed some and im sure there will be more in the future, the funny thing is ive only been sacked a couple of times, oh yeh im also a professional nose picker and the wife says i think im always right, but she doesnt need to tell me that because i know i always am.

 

[Dipcdame]

stretch limo chauffeur.................. boy, did I see some sights!!!!!!!!!

 

[jessieJEALOUSY]

i remember my mum helping out a friend [which naturally meant us kiddos did it lol]
we had to put the blades into the potatoe peelers D:
we had so much fun with it though; but at 5c a peeler. it was soooooo not worth it.
you'd have to do 500 peelers just to have enough to get the bandaids you'd need lol.

 

[REDbiv]

..and you wish your partner was in another country if not universe for putting you through this "weird situation"

He said he wanted to put it somewhere else but you said that would be too painful... :shock:

Parenting's gotta be the funniest job i've had. They're hilarious, they're there for your amusement till they realise otherwise (my dad had me imitating a dog p*ssing against a fridge at his parties)

I've had fairly tame, mundane jobs. Trucking's one of the more interesting... the sights you see... :lol: