Bitten on the *ahem* by a spider... NASTY!!!

[slim6y]

Tourist bitten on penis by venomous spider after skinny-dipping in New Zealand | Courier Mail

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!

"22-year-old man fell asleep naked on the sand dunes after skinny dipping in Northland, Wellington - then "woke to find his penis swollen and painful with a red mark on the shaft suggestive of a bite", according to the New Zealand Medical Journal."

From the original article in the NZ Hearald http://www.nzherald.co.nz/health/news/article.cfm?c_id=204&objectid=10644813

 

[AM Pythons]

ooowww.. that would hurt....

 

[ShadowDragon]

I always wondered what an Ahem was, thought maybe it was a Middle Eatern boys name. I wonder if that's what my Nanna meant when she said "That sort of loose behaviour wil come back to bite you!"? I do feel bad for the guy but........well........PMFSL! :lol:

 

[slim6y]

He spent 16 days in hospital!!!

Incidentally - for those that are unaware - the Katipo, Redback and Black Widow are all very closely related (I believe). However the Katipo is perhaps the least venomous of them all.

Very unfortunate to bitten by such a rare spider - but even more unfortunate on the location of the bite!

 

[Snake Catcher Victoria]

Thats funny, had to google katipo spiders.They're endangered because kiwis use them instead of penis pumps..
Ahem

 

[Vincey]

O_O

Poor fella

 

[slim6y]

Thats funny, had to google katipo spiders.They're endangered because kiwis us them instead of penis pumps..
Ahem

HAHA!

Bet ya there's a Chinese 'enlarging' medicine being processed right now - especially since tiger penis is becoming so rare

And kiwi's can't help it if their sheep are so loooooooooooooose!

 

[caustichumor]

I had a similar experiance with a bath towel fresh from the line, a damn hairy stinging catapiller. It is definately somewhere you dont want to have an itchy red welt. All my towels are now tumble dried....

 

[REPTILIAN-KMAN]

thank god it wasnt me ?

 

[grannieannie]

So where's the pictures......LOL...serves him right....LOL

 

[adfel]

Thats soo funny... i couldn't help but laugh I know it must have been painful but funny all the same

 

[Wildcall]

I Know someone that this has happened to... Not very pleasant at all!!! Poor Fella!!!

 

[thals]

:lol:

 

[H.bitorquatus]

Thats why you don't sleep naked outdoors! Poor guy, no man deserves that... well some do...

 

[razeunit]

Thats why you don't sleep naked outdoors! Poor guy, no man deserves that... well some do...

Dennis Ferguson does haha ( http://www.google.com.au/imgres?img...id=AaPXKzllwKAuTM:&tbnh=77&tbnw=137&prev=/ima )

 

[ShadowDragon]

Hmmmm, just reread the title of the article and wondered something. I'm not by any stretch of the imagination a spider person - in fact when seeing one I become the very picture of hysterical girlyness - so this may be a silly question. I'm just wondering why they've said he was bitten by a venomous spider, aren't all spiders venomous?

 

[Dave.M]

It's always funnier when it's someone else

 

[KellieF]

ouch....Nasty!!

Here is a pic of my husbands leg last september after been bitten by a redback....

This guys 'ahem' might just fall off....lol

 

[daniel1234]

Thats sooooooooooooo funny, I PMSL

Thats funny, had to google katipo spiders.They're endangered because kiwis use them instead of penis pumps..
Ahem

 

[Gekambi]

That's going to cause hysterics at school when i show people that story (all boys school by the way). Painful to think about.