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Why Men need Women!
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The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done there were 3 finalists.
Two men and a woman.
Two men and a woman.
For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the
men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.
"We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter
what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife
sitting in a chair.
Kill Her!!!"
"The man said, "You can't be serious, I could never shoot my wife"
The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job.
Take your wife and go home."
The second man was given the same instructions. He took the
gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man
came out with tears in his eyes,
"I tried, but I can't kill my wife."
The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."
Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same
instructions, to kill her husband.
She took the gun and went into the room.
Shots were heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing,
banging on the walls.
After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and
there stood the woman, She wiped the sweat from her brow.
"This gun is loaded with blanks" she said.
"I had to beat him to death with the chair."
men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.
"We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter
what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife
sitting in a chair.
Kill Her!!!"
"The man said, "You can't be serious, I could never shoot my wife"
The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job.
Take your wife and go home."
The second man was given the same instructions. He took the
gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man
came out with tears in his eyes,
"I tried, but I can't kill my wife."
The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."
Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same
instructions, to kill her husband.
She took the gun and went into the room.
Shots were heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing,
banging on the walls.
After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and
there stood the woman, She wiped the sweat from her brow.
"This gun is loaded with blanks" she said.
"I had to beat him to death with the chair."
MORAL : Women are RESOURCEFUL and bloody dangerous
DragonKeeper
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Hehehe!
Mayo
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Love it, Classic
scam7278
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LOL thats very funny 
krissy78
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classic
Adam
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The only problem with that joke is it's true!!!! LOL
men need women to clean the house and cook the food, oh and theres one other thing they come in handy for too.
My missus recons because she works and i dont, that i should do the house work??, so i hire a house cleaner.
My missus recons because she works and i dont, that i should do the house work??, so i hire a house cleaner.
hehe, too late, i'm one of the females,.>!
but heres a joke anyway,...
Two nuns were ordered to paint a room in the convent. The last instruction from the Mother Superior is that they must not get even one drop of paint on their habits.
After conferring about this for awhile, the two nuns decided to lock the door of the room, strip off their habits, and paint in the nude.
In the middle of the project, there came a knock at the door.
"Who is it?" called one of the nuns.
"Blind man", replied a voice from the other side of the door.
The two nuns looked at each other and shrugged. Deciding that no harm could come from letting a blind man into the room, they opened the door.
"Nice boobs", said the man, where do you want the blinds?
but heres a joke anyway,...
Two nuns were ordered to paint a room in the convent. The last instruction from the Mother Superior is that they must not get even one drop of paint on their habits.
After conferring about this for awhile, the two nuns decided to lock the door of the room, strip off their habits, and paint in the nude.
In the middle of the project, there came a knock at the door.
"Who is it?" called one of the nuns.
"Blind man", replied a voice from the other side of the door.
The two nuns looked at each other and shrugged. Deciding that no harm could come from letting a blind man into the room, they opened the door.
"Nice boobs", said the man, where do you want the blinds?
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Hahahahahahahaha
gillsy
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Men don't need women!!!
Adam
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You got that 100% correct!!!!!!
gillsy
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Hahahaha
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One other thing they come in handy for...something I'm always begging my g/f to do and she NEVER WILL!!! So I always have to end up doing it myself...Fetching my beer...thats what you meant right? Mind you it might be all in the technique saying "here girl, here girl" whilst tapping my leg then proceeding to throw the empty in her general direction while shouting "FETCH!" doesn't really seem to be the best approach...
Its about time you bloody admitted it!
Ha ha ha ha do you now have 2 black eyes?
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