one too many!

A man goes to a party and has too much to drink. His friends plead with him to let them take him home. He says NO-- he only lives a mile away.

About five blocks from the party, the police pull him over. They check his licence and ask him to get out of the car and walk the line. Just as he starts, the police radio blares out a notice of a robbery taking place in a house around the block. The police tell the party animal to stay put, they'll be right back and they run around the corner to the robbery. The guy waits and waits and finally decides to drive on home.

When he gets there, he tells his wife he is going to bed, and to tell anyone who might come looking for him that he has the flu and has been in bed all day. A couple of hours later the police knock on the door. They ask if Mr Smith is there and his wife says yes. They ask to see him and she replies that he is in bed with the flu and has been there all day. The police still have his drivers licence, they ask to see his car and she asks why. They insist on seeing his car, so she takes them to the garage. She opens the door. There, sitting in the garage is the police car, with all it's lights still flashing.

Told by the driver at his first AA meeting.

lol good one

hahaha that's funny.......

if it WAS true... poor silly american copper...
had to have lost thier jobs after leaving their car with the keys in it, and running off for something else....
actually makes the drunk guy seem like the smart one

Forensick said:

if it WAS true... poor silly american copper...
had to have lost thier jobs after leaving their car with the keys in it, and running off for something else....
actually makes the drunk guy seem like the smart one

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Hehe..true. And as IF they would say 'wait here!' to someone they're about to fine.
But still.. I smirked.

hahaha nice one =D

The american way of deciding if your drink driving is crazy, the hole walk in straight line and stand on 1 leg touch ur nose and stuff. I cant do it when im sober....

well... on the upside to the american system....
if they breath tested me, and i blew .08 i could keep going....
but i know at .08 i am trashed (i love breath testers in pubs)