Homer you so crazy

[jimmy_the_kid]

hey peoples i thought i might have a bit of fun and see what peoples favourite simpsons quotes are
mine are the following
stupid hey, stupid like a fox
what about purple, purple is a fruit
god smod i want my monkey man
bagder my a** its probably millhouse
if i could only say a few words id be a better public speaker
rubba dub dub thanx for the grub
and many many more any funy ones u would like to add

 

[africancichlidau]

Not really

 

[jimmy_the_kid]

lol dont think i heard that one wait no not one i can remember what episode was it in africafishthingy he he he

 

[NoOne]

Homer Mr Burns said if you don't come to work tomorrow don't bother coming on Monday.................WOOHOO 4 day weekend.

 

[jimmy_the_kid]

lmao thats a good one

hello i am mister burns i belive u have sume mail for me
ok whats ur first name
i dont know

 

[jimmy_the_kid]

i dont know why but i didnt feel cofortable untill i got home, they were looking at me with there eyes

 

[basketcase]

1. u got most of those quotes wrong jimmy

2. u picked the stupidest quotes i can remember of all my years watching the show, the kind of quotes that only plebeians like yourself can understand

3. look up plebeian in the dictionary

 

[jimmy_the_kid]

lol 1 i was just giving a rough idear 2 they are the funniest ones i think and 3 i dont need to i got no idear what it means and im happy not knowing lol

 

[Nephrurus]

-"Bart, do you have any dynamite in your room?"
-"Tonnes!"
-"Good, go get some."

 

[instar]

"You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel"

"Just because i dont care, dosent mean I dont understand"

"Trying is the first step towards failure"

 

[jimmy_the_kid]

"you mean ur never gunna eat pork chops again"
"no"
"backon"
"no"
"ham"
"dad those all come from the same animal"
"yes lisa a magical mistical animal"


lol

 

[instar]

Lol, one for Basketcase.............

"I may only be an ordinary bluecollar slob, but I know what i like on tv" :lol:

Go the Plebs !

 

[Nephrurus]

"Ohhh I'm the magical man from happy land. I like making people happy! I live in a gum-drop house on Lolly-pop lane..... In case you could'nt tell i was being sarcastic."

 

[jimmy_the_kid]

lmao nephrurus i love that one

and im not easly impressed wow a blue car

 

[instar]

Marge~ "well Duh!" :lol:..................Doh stupid post timing!

 

[jimmy_the_kid]

i need to do sum serious thinking
i assumed he ment serious drinking

 

[ether]

"When i was seventeen i drank some very good beer....i drank some very good beer that i purchased with a fake ID, my name was Brain McGee. I stayed up listening to queen, when i was seventeen"

 

[westhamsc]

"every one makes mistakes thats why they put eracers on pencils"

from the great lenny

and

homer "i fear no one"
marge "sock puppets"
homer "ahhhhhhh"

 

[ether]

"Marge, bart has to learn to weasle out of things. Thats what separates us from the animals.....except the weasle"

 

[diamond_python]

Thats one of my favourites duga duga