just a funny for tuesday

[cactus2u]

The ULTIMATE in Women's Body Piercing... b iggest turn on for guys!

Men all over the country are
urging their wives and
sweethearts to get this 'chic'
procedure. The going rate in
London now exceeds
£10,000.
Many men feel it is
worth it …….

 

[redbellybite]

Bahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa .............

 

[cactus2u]

Apple Computer announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can
store and play high fidelity music in women's breast implants.

The iTit will cost between $499.00 and $699.00 depending on speaker size.
This is considered a major breakthrough because women have always complained
about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.​

​

 

[adfel]

Gives a new meaning to unzipping the fly.....

The ULTIMATE in Women's Body Piercing... b iggest turn on for guys!

Men all over the country are
urging their wives and
sweethearts to get this 'chic'
procedure. The going rate in
London now exceeds
£10,000.
Many men feel it is
worth it …….






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[dossy]

yes i no i have some lame jokes but is no were near as lame as some i have herd b4

wots brown and sticky....a stick
i belive this is lame

i love the poem

 

[Megzz]

yes i no i have some lame jokes but is no were near as lame as some i have herd b4

wots brown and sticky....a stick
i belive this is lame

This is possibly worse:

Why did the koala fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.

 

[adfel]

The only reason for anyone to laugh at that is to stop themselves from crying.... it's quite sad...

 

[marina]

wat about this?

a vet is training people to be vets or whatever like him there is a dead cow in front of everyone and the teacher sticks a finger up the dead cows bum, pulls it out, and sticks it in his mouth... he then says to the class to do the same, everyone sticks a finger up a cows bum and then they take it and stick their fingers in the mouths,... so the teacher says... you need to watch carefully... "i actually stuck one finger in but licked the other"

 

[Firepac]

WICOE (Women In Charge Of Everything)

Is proud to announce the opening of its EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN!
OPEN TO MEN ONLY ALL ARE WELCOME.

Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will
accept a maximum of eight participants.

The course covers two days, and topics covered in this course include:

DAY ONE

HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS
Step by step guide with slide presentation

TOILET ROLLS - DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?
Roundtable discussion

DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR
Practising with hamper (Pictures and graphics)

DISHES & SILVERWARE: DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK OR DISHWASHER BY
THEMSELVES?
Debate among a panel of experts.

REMOTE CONTROL
Losing the remote control - Help line and support groups

LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS
Starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house
upside down while screaming - Open forum

DAY TWO

EMPTY MILK CARTONS: DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE BIN?
Group discussion and role play.

HEALTH WATCH: BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH
PowerPoint presentation

REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST
Real life testimonial from the one man who did.

IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?
Driving simulation.

LIVING WITH ADULTS: BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR PARTNER
Online class and role playing.

HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION
Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques.

REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES & CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE
Bring your calendar or PDA to class.

GETTING OVER IT: LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME
Individual counsellors available.

 

[dossy]

This is possibly worse:

Why did the koala fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.

why did the tree fall over

it lost its balnce when the koala fell out

 

[SamNabz]

wat about this?

A vet is training people to be vets or whatever like him there is a dead cow in front of everyone and the teacher sticks a finger up the dead cows bum, pulls it out, and sticks it in his mouth... He then says to the class to do the same, everyone sticks a finger up a cows bum and then they take it and stick their fingers in the mouths,... So the teacher says... You need to watch carefully... "i actually stuck one finger in but licked the other"

lmfao!!