wm460
Not so new Member
I've decided not to send Christmas cards this year but I
wanted to send some sort of holiday greeting to my friends
and colleagues, but it is difficult in today's world to know
exactly what to say without offending someone. So I met with
my lawyer yesterday, and on advice I wish to say the following:
Please accept with no obligation , implied or implicit , my
best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially
responsible ,low stress , non addictive , gender neutral
celebration of the winter solstice holiday practiced with
the most enjoyable traditions of religious persuasion or
secular practices of your choice with respect for the
religious / secular persuasions and / or traditions of
others, or their and your choice not to practice religious
or secular traditions at all.
I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling
and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the
generally accepted calendar year 2012 , but not without due
respect for the calendar of choice of other cultures whose
contributions to society have helped make our country great
( not to imply that the UK is necessarily greater than any
other country ) and without regard to the race, creed,
colour, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual
preference of the wishee.
By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms:
This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It
is freely transferable with no alteration to the original
greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually
implement any of the wishes for her/ him or others and is
void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole
discretion of the wisher. The wish is warranted to perform
as expected within the usual application of good tidings for
a period of one year or until the issuance of a new wish at
the sole discretion of the wisher.
Best Regards ( without prejudice )
Name withheld ( Privacy Act )
and if you cant be bothered to read all that it simply says
Seasons Greetings!
wanted to send some sort of holiday greeting to my friends
and colleagues, but it is difficult in today's world to know
exactly what to say without offending someone. So I met with
my lawyer yesterday, and on advice I wish to say the following:
Please accept with no obligation , implied or implicit , my
best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially
responsible ,low stress , non addictive , gender neutral
celebration of the winter solstice holiday practiced with
the most enjoyable traditions of religious persuasion or
secular practices of your choice with respect for the
religious / secular persuasions and / or traditions of
others, or their and your choice not to practice religious
or secular traditions at all.
I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling
and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the
generally accepted calendar year 2012 , but not without due
respect for the calendar of choice of other cultures whose
contributions to society have helped make our country great
( not to imply that the UK is necessarily greater than any
other country ) and without regard to the race, creed,
colour, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual
preference of the wishee.
By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms:
This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It
is freely transferable with no alteration to the original
greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually
implement any of the wishes for her/ him or others and is
void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole
discretion of the wisher. The wish is warranted to perform
as expected within the usual application of good tidings for
a period of one year or until the issuance of a new wish at
the sole discretion of the wisher.
Best Regards ( without prejudice )
Name withheld ( Privacy Act )
and if you cant be bothered to read all that it simply says
Seasons Greetings!
Merry Christmas to all....hope you have a wonderful day. xxx Annie 
