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If it gets any worse you may have to apply mouth-to-mouth resuscitation to bring it back to life.

Well i didnt have a mouthful of coffee this time.......thankfully, cause i laughed just as hard as the 'hide' comment! Typical 'male' comments, but i love them! My partner also found these super hilarious! :lol:
 
In the days before antivenom they used Whiskey as an antidote for snakebites - you were instructed to drink a bottle of it for it to be effective.
….It didn’t actually cure you, but at least you died happy!
 
" wanna hold my 1 eyed python ? "
1 eye willy2.jpg
 
I think my husbands trouser snake is dead. It hasn't eaten in years and never seems to shed.

I have found that slapping it with a rat brings an aggressive response. *deadpan expression*

In that case, maybe you need to apply mouse-to-mouth resuscitation...
 
I love my pythons - they keep my mother inlaw from visiting us :)
 
I'm the only man alive that when asked how big my trouser snake is i can reply with 14 foot ................... and 6 inches
 
What should you do if you find a Taipan in your toilet?

Wait for it to finish...
 
I use to have a bumper sticker that is now warn away but I want another one "I brake for snakes"
 
Did you hear about the two snakes that went on a pub crawl?

They were both totally legless.
 
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