Valentines day

[Leigh]

My husband will be working anyway so I guess we cant go anywhere.

turn up at his work in something not-too-see-through, give him a nice surprise

 

[slim6y]

Everyday is valentines day for me...

Personally I think valentines was set up to make stalking acceptable...

 

[Adzo]

Everyday is valentines day for me...

Personally I think valentines was set up to make stalking acceptable...

So you stalk everyday and just feel less guilty about it on Valentines?

 

[slim6y]

That's pretty much it Adzo...

Though recently I have been introduced to e-Stalking - it's a lazy form of stalking with similar results.

I am planning on writing a book about it to glorify it a little more.

 

[Adzo]

Put me down for an autographed copy.

 

[slim6y]

Done Adzo... will make a great valentines gift for next year, to let your secret admiree realise how much you stalked them before leaving them flowers and a card on their desk at their office.

See, any other day you'd just find that creepy...

 

[kirstys]

i got my Valentines day gift last night a bit early but it our first one together as a mariied couple and he got me a new frog tank its great, he gets his tomorrow 2 darwins only babies.

 

[prettyinmetal]

well personally i am just gunna get jiggy!

No point buying anything really cause you still gunna get laid anyways so it doesnt really matter!

 

[Leigh]

No point buying anything really cause you still gunna get laid anyways so it doesnt really matter!

yeh but you'd get both, wouldn't you??

 

[GraftonChic]

I hate valentines day

 

[gem_vegemitegirl1]

He already has a good mp3 player. Also i'm not made of money haha.

I'm thinking I might cook/make him something.... Any good recipes to do with mango? preferably desert

chop up a mango and use your body as the plate he has to eat it off

oohhhhh yeahhhhhhh.

 

[prettyinmetal]

yeh but you'd get both, wouldn't you??

yeah well gosh darn it i am buying massage oil! isnt that enough. Its like a gift for her but really for me but really for her if that makes any sense?

Im so confusded!

 

[peterjohnson64]

Dont buy gifts for Valentines day. After all, its Velentines DAy, Mothers Day, Birthday. Christmas. If you need to give someone a gift to prove you love them then I reckon they don't deserve you. Just give him the night of his life!!! and make sure he gives you the same. Valentines day is where you are meant to express your love for someone. Buying a gift doesn't do that. It just makes retailers richer and fuels Australia's inflation fire.

So, cook him a wonderful dinner, turn on the footy (oops, that needs to be cricket), get him a few beers and call his mates over to watch. That will make HIS night. Now can one of the girls here tell HIM what he needs to do to make Jazz's night.

 

[prettyinmetal]

Dont buy gifts for Valentines day. After all, its Velentines DAy, Mothers Day, Birthday. Christmas. If you need to give someone a gift to prove you love them then I reckon they don't deserve you. Just give him the night of his life!!! and make sure he gives you the same. Valentines day is where you are meant to express your love for someone. Buying a gift doesn't do that. It just makes retailers richer and fuels Australia's inflation fire.

So, cook him a wonderful dinner, turn on the footy (oops, that needs to be cricket), get him a few beers and call his mates over to watch. That will make HIS night. Now can one of the girls here tell HIM what he needs to do to make Jazz's night.

sex

 

[Leigh]

matching ducks?

quack quack

 

[peterjohnson64]

sex

mmmmmmm - clearly a pre-marital relationship that one. And as you can see - much cheaper than presents

 

[gem_vegemitegirl1]

sex

bahahaha AGREED. right Jazz? lol

 

[WombleHerp]

hmmmm well im getting my guy a necklace, and a surf ring or something actually, a surf ring sounds good, but i dont know how big the ring has to be :shock: ah well lol ill bring him along i guess and get it fitted

hmmmmm

do you think this is a good gift? im not into erm...

 

[prettyinmetal]

mmmmmmm - clearly a pre-marital relationship that one. And as you can see - much cheaper than presents

if i got married i would be having sex all the time, sex sex sex

i think i have a problem:shock:

 

[Jozz]

Dont buy gifts for Valentines day. After all, its Velentines DAy, Mothers Day, Birthday. Christmas. If you need to give someone a gift to prove you love them then I reckon they don't deserve you. Just give him the night of his life!!! and make sure he gives you the same. Valentines day is where you are meant to express your love for someone. Buying a gift doesn't do that. It just makes retailers richer and fuels Australia's inflation fire.

So, cook him a wonderful dinner, turn on the footy (oops, that needs to be cricket), get him a few beers and call his mates over to watch. That will make HIS night. Now can one of the girls here tell HIM what he needs to do to make Jazz's night.

Are you single by any chance Peter?...............................