Buy one, say you found it in the garden being terrorized by a cat, You saved it's life now that you have had it for a few days it cannot be released back into the wild or it will die, start to whimper a little bit and look into her eyes and plead "you don't want it to die do you?"
She'll let you keep it for sure.
I'm sure donk does .................... when she lets himoh my god... :shock: :shock: who wears the pants in your house hold hey. lol.
just hide it in your shed or say its a legless lizard lolMy wife wont let me have a Spotted, what do you do hide it in a safe place so she dont know? maybe in here sock draw
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