I had to do it.....

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  1. Bryony

    Bryony Very Well-Known Member

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    I was just surfing the net and found this.......
    The full words to the oompa loompa song from charlie and the chocolate factory.

    It needed to be done

    Oompa Loompa Lyrics:

    Oompa loompa doompety doo
    I've got a perfect puzzle for you
    Oompa loompa doompety dee
    If you are wise you'll listen to me

    What do you get when you guzzle down sweets
    Eating as much as an elephant eats
    What are you at, getting terribly fat
    What do you think will come of that
    I don't like the look of it

    Oompa loompa doompety da
    If you're not greedy, you will go far
    You will live in happiness too
    Like the Oompa Loompa Doompety do
    Doompety do

    Oompa loompa doompety doo
    I've got another puzzle for you
    Oompa loompa doompeda dee
    If you are wise you'll listen to me

    Gum chewing's fine when it's once in a while
    It stops you from smoking and brightens your smile
    But it's repulsive, revolting and wrong
    Chewing and chewing all day long
    The way that a cow does

    Oompa loompa doompety da
    Given good manners you will go far
    You will live in happiness too
    Like the Oompa Loompa Doompety do

    Oompa loompa doompety doo
    I've got another puzzle for you
    Oompa loompa doompety dee
    If you are wise you'll listen to me

    Who do you blame when your kid is a brat
    Pampered and spoiled like a siamese cat
    Blaming the kids is a lie and a shame
    You know exactly who's to blame
    The mother and the father

    Oompa loompa doompety da
    If you're not spoiled then you will go far
    You will live in happiness too
    Like the Oompa Loompa Doompety do

    Oompa loompa doompety doo
    I've got another puzzle for you
    Oompa loompa doompeda dee
    If you are wise you'll listen to me

    What do you get from a glut of TV
    A pain in the neck and an IQ of three
    Why don't you try simply reading a book
    Or could you just not bear to look
    You'll get no
    You'll get no
    You'll get no
    You'll get no
    You'll get no commercials

    Oompa loompa doompety da
    If you like reading you will go far
    You will live in happiness too
    Like the - Oompa -
    Oompa Loompa Doompety do
     
  2. ozherpconservation

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    I already knew the words! :shock:
     
  3. Bryony

    Bryony Very Well-Known Member

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    now THAT is a worry
     
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    I thought everyone knew the words.
     
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    I sing my twnety seven Kids to sleep with it lol
     
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    africancichlidau Almost Legendary

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    YOU are a worry Bryony my dear :)
     
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    (Follow the Yellow Brick Road )

    Follow the Yellow Brick Road. Follow the Yellow Brick Road.
    Follow, follow, follow, follow,
    Follow the Yellow Brick Road.
    Follow the Yellow Brick, Follow the Yellow Brick,
    Follow the Yellow Brick Road.

    We're off to see the Wizard, The Wonderful Wizard of Oz.
    You'll find he is a whiz of a Wiz! If ever a Wiz! there was.
    If ever oh ever a Wiz! there was The Wizard of Oz is one because,
    Because, because, because, because, because.
    Because of the wonderful things he does.
    We're off to see the Wizard. The Wonderful Wizard of Oz
     
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    Ding Dong! The Witch is dead. Which old Witch? The Wicked Witch!
    Ding Dong! The Wicked Witch is dead.

    Wake up - sleepy head, rub your eyes, get out of bed.
    Wake up, the Wicked Witch is dead. She's gone where the goblins go,
    Below - below - below. Yo-ho, let's open up and sing and ring the bells out.
    Ding Dong' the merry-oh, sing it high, sing it low.
    Let them know
    The Wicked Witch is dead!
     
  9. soulweaver

    soulweaver Suspended Banned

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    Brain

    I could while away the hours, conferrin' with the flowers
    Consultin' with the rain.
    And my head I'd be scratchin' while
    my thoughts were busy hatchin'
    If I only had a brain.
    I'd unravel every riddle for any individ'le,
    In trouble or in pain.
    With the thoughts you'll be thinkin'
    you could be another Lincoln
    If you only had a brain.
    Oh, I could tell you why The ocean's near the shore.
    I could think of things I never thunk before.
    And then I'd sit, and think some more.
    I would not be just a nothin' my head all full of stuffin'
    My heart all full of pain.
    I would dance and be merry, life would be a ding-a-derry,
    If I only had a brain.

    ______________________________

    Heart

    When a man's an empty kettle he should be on his mettle,
    And yet I'm torn apart.
    Just because I'm presumin' that I could be kind-a-human,
    If I only had heart.
    I'd be tender - I'd be gentle and awful sentimental
    Regarding Love and Art.
    I'd be friends with the sparrows ...
    and the boys who shoots the arrows
    If I only had a heart.
    Picture me - a balcony. Above a voice sings low.
    Wherefore art thou, Romeo? I hear a beat....
    How sweet.
    Just to register emotion, jealousy - devotion,
    And really feel the part.
    I could stay young and chipper
    and I'd lock it with a zipper,
    If I only had a heart.

    _____________________________

    The Nerve

    Yeh, it's sad, believe me, Missy,
    When you're born to be a sissy
    Without the vim and verve.
    But I could show my prowess, be a lion not a mou-ess
    If I only had the nerve.
    I'm afraid there's no denyin' I'm just a dandelion,
    A fate I don't deserve.
    I'd be brave as a blizzard....
    I'd be gentle as a lizard....
    I'd be clever as a gizzard....
    If the Wizard is a Wizard who will serve.
    Then I'm sure to get a brain, a heart, a home, the nerve!
     
  10. Bryony

    Bryony Very Well-Known Member

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    he he he he
    and....................

    Supercalifragalisticexpialidocious

    Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay
    Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay
    Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!
    Even though the sound of it Is something quite atrocious
    If you say it loud enough
    You'll always sound precocious
    Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!
    Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay
    Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay
    Because I was afraid to speak
    When I was just a lad My father gave me nose a tweak And told me I was bad
    But then one day I learned a word That saved me aching nose
    The biggest word I ever heard And this is how it goes:
    Oh, supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!
    Even though the sound of it
    Is something quite atrocious
    If you say it loud enough
    You'll always sound precocious
    Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!
    Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay
    Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay
    So when the cat has got your tongue
    There's no need for dismay
    Just summon up this word And then you've got a lot to say
    But better use it carefully Or it may change your life
    One night I said it to me girl
    And now me girl's my wife!
    She's supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!
    Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!
    Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!
    Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!
     
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    WTF

    What are you guys on?
     
  12. Bryony

    Bryony Very Well-Known Member

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    hmmmmmmm
    ooompa loompas!
     
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    Veruca: I want an Ooompaloopa NOW!
     
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    nicole!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    you sexy thing!!!!!!
    how are you?
     
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    Nicole Very Well-Known Member

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    Great Bry Babe! How are you?

    Not sure what time we;re going to the expo this weekend, or even what day, but hope we run into you guys...

    BTW. Must organise a night out in a couple of weeks when I get back from SA.
     
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    hell yeah chicky!!!!!!
    \can't wait to see you again ;)
     
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    africancichlidau Almost Legendary

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    YOU ARE ALL BL**DY MAD! MAD I SAY MAD :)
     
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    yeah, i knew i shouldn't of had that pet cow :p
     
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    :wink: They are having fun aren't they?? :D
     
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    Geezze guys, i know a psyscytrist (can't spell sorry) that can help u's. u want help?
     
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