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One of my school freinds dad was named Hillary. ( He was irish) The guy from My name is earl, jason lee named his son instructor pilot!

i think it was inspektor pilot lol.... whatever it was... im sure it had weird k in it.. lol
 
I think the best/worst celeb baby names ever have to be Moon Unit and Dweezil Zappa, Pilot Inspektor Lee and Audio Science (not sure of last name but mum is Shannyn Sossamon).

As for us regular joes.....I went to school with a Wayne Kerr, a Sonny Day (who had flaming red hair) and Mike Hunt.
 
Our friends have a grand son named Ixar

And there is an American swimmer named Misty Hymen.....
I'm betting she got teased at school!!!!
 
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i used to go to skool with a kid whose name was THE DAN ... and dats fair dinkum
 
I like different names, but not going overboard

I know a little girl called "Blaze" which i think is rediculous...reminds me of a horse lol I also went to school with a girl called kirriakoulla (not sure on spelling!) and she was called koulla (cool-er) for short

Angel is a pretty name..not sure id name my kid that though
 
I actually kinda like the name Angel....lol...and I'm also into kinda weird names...but not ones that are TOO out there. My dad went to school with some people with weird names...there was Drew Peacock (say it fast), Richard Head and Richard Herring (D*ck Fish).
My mum grew up in New Guinnea and there were some weird names there...the worst one was the housegirl Kivai calling her son Fish 'N' Chips
 
My old man is a golf profresional so he named me Greg Norman and my brother David Graham, oh and i once met a man named Richard Gobbler, poor bugger
 
i have a cousin named olive and what about pete wentz and ashley simpsons sons name Bronx Mowgli Wentz or bmw
 
Well apparently my mates father went to school witha bloke named Wayne Ker
 
The worst ones i have heard are River Hawk (boy), Cocoa (which makes me think of a fluffy dog), and Maybe (girl), which i thought was awful!!!

Have heard of someone calling their kid Colin Owen David, which is fine except that their last name is Fish.
Also of a little girl named Ima, last name Bug. Ima Bug, that is cruel!

Not as bad, but my parents were going to call me Veronica, until someone pointed out that my initials would be VD, and perhaps i might get teased.
If your middle name starts with a T your initials are still STD. You hear about all the different Wayne ones but my fathers boss's name is Wayne Carter. It took me ages to pick up on it but say it fast. Not as obvious as some but I still stirr him when I see him lol.
 
A girl I work with, her name is Blue...And two kids I babysat, their names were Thor and Reuban. I felt kinda weird like I was in some old viking town or something. I also go to work with a guy called Race Toohey. OH and my cousin's current girlfriend's name is Eta, she is Norwegian, so that might have something to do with it, but I can't help but laugh and make jokes... i.e. Did ya Eta? - lame joke but its all I can think of right now...draining day...
 
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a mates accountants name is "Guy Pounder".
ive met a few other funny ones but cant remember at this point in time
 
my old next door neighbour named her kids Unique,and I dont remember his little bros name but it was pretty strange
 
lol some of the ones on here are really funny:lol::lol:

ive got a friend whos middle name is Blaze whick i think is pretty cool8)8)8)
 
once heard a lady yelling at her 2 little twin boys " put that down axl and angus" :shock::shock:
and no it was not at morayfield it was in noosa.....:lol::lol:
 
i have a friend called helen philipa hamberger
shes gonna make an awsome housewife
 
lol... oh! this girl i went to school with named her kid saylor.
and her other one jordaen
 
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