Cruel baby names?

[Pujols]

Theres a girl in my grade named Kelly Hart..... didn't take long for kids to work ot it rhymed with smelly fart

 

[Lesa]

We had a child enrol at our school who's name was "Preshus Tiara" - bad enough the parents named her Precious - but the least they could do was spell it right. We also have one at the moment called Galaxzee.

They need someone working at The Registry for Births with a big rubber stamp saying - "WakeUp D*ckh*ad - you can't name a kid THAT!!!"

 

[Vixen]

There was a kid in primary school I used to know called Blade.

 

[Dave]

What is wrong with Blade....

 

[Kris]

What's right with it?

 

[Stranger]

Yeh .. Sunday rose... ... SUNDAY ROAST

 

[haymista]

i have a mate called blade, n hes bros called dare. kinda cool names imo

 

[Allies_snakes]

One lady had a whole crap load of kids that she named after fruit, something around 4,5 kids and they all had names like Orange, pear, mango, ect. Imagine That!

Funny, i went to a hippy primary school on the sunny coast, we had, Theresa, Apple & Mango Tree (Tree is their last name)...I didnt get it at first but later explained, Theresa Tree = Tree (is a) tree...weirdos

 

[Allies_snakes]

P.S...My mates kids are named Banjo and Reef

 

[Jay84]

A girl at my work is called 'Poyote Moon'. Poyote (if i have spelled it right) is a hullucinagenic cactus!!! you crush up the seeds and eat them. they work well tho! lol

 

[haymista]

peyote? :shock::shock::shock:

 

[KaaTom]

Well there are some very Ummm different names going round...

My sister named her youngest boy Hunter, my brothers daughter is Anakai, I named my son Rhiordan, my mothers name is Alexia

There certainly can be worse names though

 

[barbed_wire_dove]

A girl at my work is called 'Poyote Moon'. Poyote (if i have spelled it right) is a hullucinagenic cactus!!! you crush up the seeds and eat them. they work well tho! lol

hahahaha thats fantastic.

 

[Mle00]

I come from hippie country..no names suprise me (the family of siblings..Tree, Alladdin, Freedom & Jarrah) ...I know 5 Sky's..admittedly one is Sky-Blue..a friend named Rainforest has a son Lief, dont know what his brother River named his kid..
Beats Gary!

 

[missllama]

are u telling me u no someone called tree??
jarrah isnt an odd one, but alladin i can picture nothing but that stupid cartoon person lol

 

[sarah_m]

If your middle name starts with a T your initials are still STD. .

Well i'm glad my middle name starts with L then!
And i changed my maiden name when i got married so i am now SLM, was so excited to get a new last name, Dickson is a pretty shocking last name to grow up with if you are a girl!!!

 

[chilli]

I know of a kid who's mother was on drugs when she gave birth and named the kid 'Rainbow'.

I thought that was cruel.

what naming your kid 'rainbow', or being on drugs when pregnant.

 

[Smokey]

i knew this guy called Andrew bates,

he got a letter in the mail and brought it to school,.

he was laughing so hard, the letter said " To Master ****** " :lol:

mr ,mrs ,master ect ect

 

[xScarlettex]

One lady had a whole crap load of kids that she named after fruit, something around 4,5 kids and they all had names like Orange, pear, mango, ect. Imagine That!

haha i think that lady goes by the name gwyneth paltrow lol
there was a girl in my year whos name was candice whoare, little surprise she god called 'candy *****' in school, and another guy i know changed his name to 'mushroom suzuki rainbow' lol

 

[discomat]

i know a girl named poppy. her parents are mega hippies but. i also knew an ablino guy in high school who's last name was white...... he copped it a little