A doctor examins a woman

[Snakes_Incorporated]

A doctor examining a woman who had been rushed to the Emergency Room, took the husband aside, and said, 'I don't like the looks of your wife at all.'

'Me neither doc,' said the husband. 'But she's a great cook and really good with the kids.'

 

[Kirby]

i dont like the look of your wife either.

 

[moosenoose]

I like it!! :lol:

 

[Kersten]

Lawdy MIss Maudy Batman is back, wonder where the boy wonder is.

Snakes Inc you are the new king of the terrible joke :lol:

 

[antaresia_boy]

why did the lizard cross the road?
To visit his Flat-mate:lol:

 

[Kersten]

Snakes Inc you are the new king of the terrible joke :lol:

why did the lizard cross the road?
To visit his Flat-mate:lol:

I stand corrected :shock: :lol:

 

[antaresia_boy]

well then, try this

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?
Time to get a new fence!
What time is it when an elephant comes in the window?
Time to swim!

First person to get that jokes gets...I dunno, but lets see who gets it first might be easier in writing than speech, we'll see.

 

[billiemay]

My favorite joke of all time...

Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize?

 

[antaresia_boy]

because he was outstanding in his field!

 

[billiemay]

heheehee

 

[Just_Joshin]

Antaresia that second elephant joke is SICK (as in gross), lol

 

[antaresia_boy]

I know, right? My mum told me it lol
What do prisoners use to communicate with each other?
Cell Phones!

 

[antaresia_boy]

c'mon..who else has jokes? and btw sorry i kinda hi-jacked this thread...More educational than my teachers at the moment!

 

[Tinky]

How do you catch a unique rabbit




you neek up on it

How do you catch a tame rabbit


Tame way, you neek up on it

 

[Snakes_Incorporated]

An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has been living with for the last 40 years.

The Wizard says, 'Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you.'

The old man says without hesitation, 'I now pronounce you man and wife.'

 

[snake_boy]

well then, try this

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?
Time to get a new fence!
What time is it when an elephant comes in the window?
Time to swim!

First person to get that jokes gets...I dunno, but lets see who gets it first might be easier in writing than speech, we'll see.

hahaha took a while to get it

 

[antaresia_boy]

snakes inc, like it

 

[rash]

got sent this the other day and loved it!! lol



A man was leaving a convenience store with his morning coffee when he noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery.

A long black he**** was followed by a second long black he**** about 50 feet behind the first one.

Behind the second he**** was a solitary man walking a dog on a leash.

Behind him, a short distance back, were about 200 men walking single file.

The man couldn't stand the curiosity. He respectfully approached the man walking the dog and said, 'I am so sorry for your loss, and this may be a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this. Whose funeral is it?'

'My wife's..

''What happened to her?'

The man replied, 'My dog attacked and killed her.'

He inquired further, 'But who is in the second he****?'

The man answered, 'My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife when the dog turned on her.'

A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passed between the two men.

'Can I borrow the dog?'

The man replied, 'Get in line.'

 

[Chris1]

whats the difference between a nun washing and a nun praying?








one has hope in her soul,...............

 

[Chris1]

what do u call a blind dinosaur?







a do-u-think-he-saurus!!!