Lol - I wish, to all of the above.
Unfortunately they are Asian House Geckoes, I discovered a mass incubation site in an old roll of astro turf.
We have thousands around our house and sheds, I find these mass incubation sites occassionally, my son incubates them for the fun of it.
A while back, I was out motorbike riding at a dismantled golf course (the clubhouse had been demolished) - Under some tree bark I found some eggs - put them in my hankie and forgot about them - went bike riding etc - they still incubated and hatched - asian house geckoes in the middle of bushland, a hangover from the old clubhouse.
Cheers
Adam