spilota_variegata
Very Well-Known Member
One day my wife was out and my dad I in charge of my darling daughter.
She had just turned 3 years old, and someone had given her a little 'tea set' as a gift.
It is one of her favourite toys.
Daddy (I) was in the living room engrossed in the evening news when my daughter brought me
a little cup of 'tea', which was just water. After several cups of tea and lots of praise for such yummy tea, my wife came home. I made her sit quietly in another room, so she could watch my daughter bring me the cup of tea, because she was so cute.
My wife waited, and sure enough, my daugher came walking down the hall with a cup of tea for me. My wife watched me drink from the tea cup.
Then she says, (as only a mother would know......)
'Did it ever occur to you that the only place she can reach to get water, is the toilet ?'
She had just turned 3 years old, and someone had given her a little 'tea set' as a gift.
It is one of her favourite toys.
Daddy (I) was in the living room engrossed in the evening news when my daughter brought me
a little cup of 'tea', which was just water. After several cups of tea and lots of praise for such yummy tea, my wife came home. I made her sit quietly in another room, so she could watch my daughter bring me the cup of tea, because she was so cute.
My wife waited, and sure enough, my daugher came walking down the hall with a cup of tea for me. My wife watched me drink from the tea cup.
Then she says, (as only a mother would know......)
'Did it ever occur to you that the only place she can reach to get water, is the toilet ?'
She's already trying to poison you for her inherritance
