Beard
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So, whatcha done or had done to you 
My two most memorable occasions are:-
About 10 years ago I was with a group of friends in a pretty 'trendy' pub (George Harcourt, for those that know Canberra) on a Friday night. There was a big crowd, mostly well to do types, cheese and wine crowd.
A mate was rather broke and spent his limited funds before too long. I'd bought him a few beers before he asked if he could borrow some money. I told him I'd buy him another beer and throw him a few dollars, atleast enough for a couple more drinks.
I made my way up to the bar and came back with a round of drinks, a teaspoon and an unopened jar of Masterfoods Hot English Mustard. I distributed the drinks, laying a $10 note over said friends beer and then placed the jar of mustard and the spoon in front of him.
"You want the beer, clean the jar"
Over the next few minutes the entire pub had crowded around our table, staff and owner. Everyone. They were cheering him on as he spooned the mustard into his mouth while hiccuping, sweating, coughing, crying and wiping snot away. He finished the jar, downed his beer and promptly ran to the toilet and vomited it all back up.
He emerged from the toilet looking pale but had a big grin on his face. He asked me for another beer as his was in the toilet bowl but I reminded his he now had $10 (I can be a prick at times )
He was bought drinks from various people in the crowd for the rest of the night anyway.
Another moment was about 6 years ago. I was camping near Batemans Bay (NSW South Coast) with a small group of friends over New Years. While driving down from Canberra I was thinking of a joke to play on a mate (not the above bloke). A thought came into my head and a smile spread across my face.
Arriving in 'The Bay' I stopped off at Woolies to get a few things and pick up the required item, with a very odd look from my wife when she saw what I was buying. She knew the smile I gave her though
We arrived at the campsite and started setting up. The others arrived not too far behind us. They set up their respective tents then we all took off back into town to buy a few more odds and ends before the beer in our systems put the car keys away.
Back at the campsite the cooking fire was lit and the esky's were opened.
I went into my tent and came out, throwing something at a mates feet. He looked at what I was holding and the matching item at his feet. He gave me an odd look and picked it up.
"Right, we're having a comp, we're sitting here drinking and we're gonna see who can hold out the longest, we're not moving, we're sitting right here til one of us lets go in one of these" waving an adult nappy at him.
I went back into my tent and came back out. 'Go and get yours on".
While he was in his tent I was quietly quizzed, 'god no. There's no way I'm sitting here in a nappy, he doesn't know that though'
He came back out and we got down to business.
About an hour later I noticed he had a strange look on his face then he mentioned something about how disgusting he felt now. Me and the Others burst out laughing. He then realised that he and he alone was wearing a nappy and he and he alone had just sat there and wet himself infront of his girlfriend and a group of mates
My two most memorable occasions are:-
About 10 years ago I was with a group of friends in a pretty 'trendy' pub (George Harcourt, for those that know Canberra) on a Friday night. There was a big crowd, mostly well to do types, cheese and wine crowd.
A mate was rather broke and spent his limited funds before too long. I'd bought him a few beers before he asked if he could borrow some money. I told him I'd buy him another beer and throw him a few dollars, atleast enough for a couple more drinks.
I made my way up to the bar and came back with a round of drinks, a teaspoon and an unopened jar of Masterfoods Hot English Mustard. I distributed the drinks, laying a $10 note over said friends beer and then placed the jar of mustard and the spoon in front of him.
"You want the beer, clean the jar"
Over the next few minutes the entire pub had crowded around our table, staff and owner. Everyone. They were cheering him on as he spooned the mustard into his mouth while hiccuping, sweating, coughing, crying and wiping snot away. He finished the jar, downed his beer and promptly ran to the toilet and vomited it all back up.
He emerged from the toilet looking pale but had a big grin on his face. He asked me for another beer as his was in the toilet bowl but I reminded his he now had $10
(I can be a prick at times )He was bought drinks from various people in the crowd for the rest of the night anyway.
Another moment was about 6 years ago. I was camping near Batemans Bay (NSW South Coast) with a small group of friends over New Years. While driving down from Canberra I was thinking of a joke to play on a mate (not the above bloke). A thought came into my head and a smile spread across my face.
Arriving in 'The Bay' I stopped off at Woolies to get a few things and pick up the required item, with a very odd look from my wife when she saw what I was buying. She knew the smile I gave her though
We arrived at the campsite and started setting up. The others arrived not too far behind us. They set up their respective tents then we all took off back into town to buy a few more odds and ends before the beer in our systems put the car keys away.
Back at the campsite the cooking fire was lit and the esky's were opened.
I went into my tent and came out, throwing something at a mates feet. He looked at what I was holding and the matching item at his feet. He gave me an odd look and picked it up.
"Right, we're having a comp, we're sitting here drinking and we're gonna see who can hold out the longest, we're not moving, we're sitting right here til one of us lets go in one of these" waving an adult nappy at him.
I went back into my tent and came back out. 'Go and get yours on".
While he was in his tent I was quietly quizzed, 'god no. There's no way I'm sitting here in a nappy, he doesn't know that though'
He came back out and we got down to business.
About an hour later I noticed he had a strange look on his face then he mentioned something about how disgusting he felt now. Me and the Others burst out laughing. He then realised that he and he alone was wearing a nappy and he and he alone had just sat there and wet himself infront of his girlfriend and a group of mates
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