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hopefully the theif is afraid of snakes
 
so im wondering if it would bother him much if i take him to work with me in his hessian bag
Can't help with the worry but ..... about the hessian. It has fibrous particles that effects reptiles lungs. A cotton pillow slip is much safer.
 
Try to remember that while we all adore our slender little friends, Joe and Bob Burgler may have other ideas.

Joe: nice work on the window Bob. lets look around and see if we can find any phat lewt to steal.

Bob: thanks Joe, Hey! Lets go see what they are keepin' in that glass front cabinet over there.

Joe: no worries Bob!

Bob n Joe look in the cabinet and finally spot.....

Bob n Joe: HOLY CRAP A SNAKE AAAAARRRRRGGGGHHH!!

Bob n Joe run from the house never to return.

THE END!

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Or it could be:

Joe: nice work on the window Bob. lets look around and see if we can find any phat lewt to steal.

Bob: thanks Joe, Hey! Look at this, must be 100 grands worth of jewellery in here.

Joe: Good find mate but if they keep that in a cereal box what will they have in that glass fronted cabinet over there?

Bob: I'll check it out Joe, Holy S**t! It's a Diamond, and I think it's a Gosford phase mate.

Joe: Gee Zeus! Wait while I dump this crap jewellery and we'll have that instead.

Joe: no worries Bob!
 
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