You know your a herper when.......

[pythoness]

...... When the first thing you do upon getting bitten by your beloved baby, is to grab the camera

 

[CHEWY]

...when you judge a prospective house for sale by the amount of powerpoints it has in each room.

 

[Rupes]

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... you get odd, worried looks from the checkout clerk for only buying one small jar of baby food per week

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hrmm what do u use the baby food for?

 

[hornet]

lizards of course awsome thread guys, i'm loving it

 

[AGAMIDAE]

when you get your collection stolen but still want to keep keeping

 

[Rupes]

lizards of course awsome thread guys, i'm loving it

was thinking that, but what flavour?

 

[MoreliaMatt]

yup, i've wandered around coles muttering 'click=clacks' under my breath just recently!

ive noticed the strange looks u get when asking for help at the warehouse on finding click clacks.... one person sent me to the hardware isle!!! lol!

 

[bredli84]

when u ask the guy in bunnings "where r the vivarium locks?" and cant work out why he dosnt know what u mean.

 

[najanaja]

when all your pillow cases have *ultimate reptile suppliers *on them,

when all your eskys have*caution live reptiles inside*

when the *only good snake* is in your tank.

when your lizards eat better than you.

when you still buy kinders supprises hoping to get the snake inside.

when you keep all you old shoe boxes *just in case*

when the only air con you own is in the shed.

when its freezing in the house but 28 degrees in the snake room..

when having babies means profit.

when your wife doesnt mind you watching them mate,

when you still have a use for that blown up telivision,,\\

when your happy the fish tank cracks..

when at bunnings you always complain about the price of perspex..

when all your holiday destinations have a reptile park within 10 ks..

when you pray there isnt a rat god...

when you correct people about *king brown*

when you know theres no such thing as a yellow bellie black snake

when you wonder why your kids havent shed yet..

when cops raid your house for high electricty bills..

when you buy fibre cycle and dont oun a cat,,

when you buy dog food and dont own a dog..

 

[cam]

haha well said Najanaja

 

[najanaja]

mine are funny cause there all true,,
i dont even eat the chocolate in the kinders supprises,,,,

and i still buy banannas for the skinks but not my kids

 

[pythoness]

LMFAO najanaja, classic.

 

[Wrasse]

...when you know the price of party globes, timers and powerboards, down to the last cent and buy up big when you spot a good deal.

...when you buy clothes with practical loops and buttonholes for tail holds.

 

[Camo]

He he this is classic

Cameron

 

[gaz]

how good is this thread, so funny but true, it almost becomes scary when you realize some of the thoughts

 

[najanaja]

or when you have pictures of your reptiles inside your wallet and not the familly

 

[scotchbo]

Lol this thread is gold especially some of the ones that najanaja has posted

 

[Wrasse]

...when you sleep to the sound of timers ticking and clicking and wake up with a jump if they stop

 

[dragons75]

The Guard Dogs A Barking Gecko

 

[pythoness]

.....When someone screams 'cockroach" and upon seeing you say, "na, it's just a woodie" and pick it up with bare hands