Top 10 herp songs

[DiamondAsh]

Here's a genuine one:

Rattlesnake Shake - Motley Crue
She's a sex machine
She keeps her engine hot
Her motor clean
Way she moves across the floor
The way she shakes her hips
And licks her lips
Come on there girl
Why don't ya shake that thing
Doing the rattlesnake shake
Shake, shake, shake
Rattlesnake shake
Make my body ache
Rattlesnake shake
Shake, shake, shake
Rattlesnake shake
It's all I can take
She's got sassy class
Bring you to your knees
When she shakes her ass
She's a voodoo, voodoo child
Just one look wil drive you wild
Slides through the night
With a viper's smile
Come on there girl
Why don't ya shake that thing Doing the rattlesnake shake
Shake, shake, shake
Rattlesnake shake
Make my body ache
Rattlesnake shake
Shake, shake, shake
Rattlesnake shake
It's all I can take
Sexy motion, just take my time
The way she moves her lips
Up and down my spine
Got the rattle
Snake wants to spit
Call 9-7-6 and let my hand do the rest
Doing the rattlesnake shake
Shake, shake, shake
Rattlesnake shake
Make my body ache
Rattlesnake shake
Shake, shake, shake
Rattlesnake shake

 

[dentech]

Killing Me Softly lyrics
feeding my snake with my fingers,
jiggling the mouse by the tail
constricting me softly with this round,
constricting me softly with this round,
Taking feeding time boys' fed a 10 foot python, constricting him softly with his round.
incresing my pain with his squeezing, cutting off the blood to my hand,
constricting me softly with his round, constricting me softly with his round,
biting my knuckles so hard, constricting me softly his round.
I heard he would strike fast, I heard he had sharp teeth,
And so I came to feed him and tease for a while.
And there he was this python, a jungle b4 my eyes,
increasing my pain with his squeezing, cutting off the blood to my hand,

 

[dentech]

wonderful world -

i see gtp are green now bread in blue
theres monitors, skinks, and sand swimmers too,
and i say to myself
what a herpitological world

lol

 

[natrix]

Thanks for the expansion on "killing me Softly" Den , lol .

I'm not warmed up yet , need a another coffee & bit more time on the heat mat , but here's one.

To 'Advance Australia Fair'---

Centralians all let us rejoice for we are not green tree's
With golden Boyds & scales & Coils , you bite my hand with ease
with Reds & other colours of beauty rich and rare
at every stage a larger cage
advance Centralian fair.

 

[dentech]

lol nat, i wonder if we could make this a perm fixture lol ps well done, i been dreaming this stuff, just googling the next load

 

[natrix]

I think I'm cooked on this on now , thanks all for playing , lot's of good stuff.
I did just post an equally silly thread though --- it's called 'Reptile Love ! '

 

[Bryony]

Thanks for the expansion on "killing me Softly" Den , lol .

I'm not warmed up yet , need a another coffee & bit more time on the heat mat , but here's one.

To 'Advance Australia Fair'---

Centralians all let us rejoice for we are not green tree's
With golden Boyds & scales & Coils , you bite my hand with ease
with Reds & other colours of beauty rich and rare
at every stage a larger cage
advance Centralian fair.

PMSL!!!!
:lol: :lol: :lol:

I can't top that one

 

[dentech]

i agree im done too, beside wyclef jean is at my door threatning to kill me if i dont stop lol

 

[slim6y]

Whoa Red Belly Bam a Lam
Whoa Red Belly Bam a Lam
Red Belly had a Bite Bam a Lam
Damn thing's not a pretty site Bam a Lam

 

[Fuscus]

Crawlin' King Snake - John Lee Hooker ( also covered by the doors )
Well, I'm the Crawlin' King Snake
And I rule my den
I'm the Crawlin' King Snake
And I rule my den
Yeah, don't mess 'round with my mate
Gonna use her for myself
Caught me crawlin', baby, window
Grass is very high
Keep on crawlin' till the day I die
Crawlin' King Snake
And I rule my den
You better give me what I want
Gonna crawl no more
Caught me crawlin', baby
Crawlin' 'round your door
Seein' everything I want
I'm gonna crawl on your floor
Let's crawl
And I rule my den
C'mon, give me what I want
Ain't gonna crawl no more
Alright, crawl a while
C'mon crawl
C'mon crawl
Get on out there on your hands and knees, baby
Crawl all over me
Just like the spider on the wall
Ooo, we gonn' crawl, one more
Well, I'm the Crawlin' King Snake
And I rule my den
Call me the Crawlin' King Snake
And I rule my den
Yeah, don't mess 'round with my mate
Gonna use her for myself

 

[Bendarwin]

I can not believe after all the obscure crap I have just read there was no mention of the band "White Snake!!!!!!!!" It was founded by a member of deep purple.................................. get some culture people , mullets rock .


Gosh

 

[OzRocks]

Funky Monksnake- Chilli peppers
Suck my Hiss- once again chilli peppers
Enter Salamanda- Metallica
Sweet childreni O'mine - the gunners