Top 10 herp songs

[Joshua VW]

Woma in the bed tonight from Perfect Sense pr 2 by Roger Waters.

 

[Hickson]

The Chairman of the Board I believe. :|

He's now the "Charirman of the Morgue"



Hix

 

[dentech]

[Sir Mix-a-Lot]
I like big boas and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waste
And a gravid thing in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull up tough
'Cause you notice that gut was stuffed
Deep in the skin she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna get wit'cha
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But with that boa you got makes
Ooh, Rump-o'-rough skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz?
Well, use me, use me
'Cause you ain't that average guppie (i know its a fish best i could cum up with)
I've seen them slither
The hell with ceramic heaters
She's wet, wet,
Got it goin' like a red bellied black
I'm tired of magazines
Sayin' geccos are the thing
Take the average man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back
So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Has your boa got a gravid gut (Hell yeah!)
Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)
be gentle with that gravid gut
boas are back
(LA face with Oakland booty)
boas are back
[Sir Mix-a-Lot]
I like 'em round, and big
And when I'm throwin' in a dead pig
I just can't help myself, I'm actin' like an animal
Now here's my scandal
I wanna get you home
and vivarium you ummm
I ain't talkin' bout Playboy
cas reptiles australia is a mag we all enjoy boi

thats it i give up lol

 

[Bryony]

YAY!
*applauds*

Encore, encore!

 

[Hickson]

Second last line should read "I ain't talking 'bout Playboa"



Hix

 

[kelly]

dentech thats hilarious hahaha!

 

[Adzo]

"Don't tread on me" - Metallica
Death Rattle Shakes - Pantera
Rat Salad - Black Sabbath
Serpent Boy - (hed)PE
A Farewell to Arms(and legs) - MachineHead
Slither - Metallica
Shedding Skin - Pantera
Snakecharmer - RATM
Tamacun - Rodrigo y Gabriela (piece was written about a man in Mexico who looks after and rescues crocodiles)
Get on the Snake - Soundgarden
Kiss of the Scorpion - Monster Magnet

 

[dentech]

ta kelly lol (i need a life lol)

 

[kelly]

Oh & what about the obvious:

Reptile - Nine Inch Nails

 

[dentech]

there is a sone spiders and snakes, dont know who sings it, and another is snakes crawl at nite saw them on limewire lol

 

[Adzo]

Spiders Bride - The Clay People
Spiders - SOAD
Was going to say "Nothing else matters" - Metallica and "Song for the Deaf" - Qotsa but they are a little ambiguous.

 

[dentech]

im stumpied at the mo blue tounge in cheek lol

 

[dentech]

instead of califonia love by 2pac, carpet python love ??

 

[dentech]

that geene pitny song..
somethings gotta hold of my hand, but i cant tell if its a brown or a tan......

 

[slim6y]

instead of califonia love by 2pac, carpet python love ??

You've opened up a whole can of ummmmm snakes with that one...

Carpet python dreaming on a winters day....

 

[dentech]

i wish they could be all water pythons---beach boys, im getting low here lol

 

[Khagan]

Eazy E - Real Mutha*****in GTP's.

 

[natrix]

you guys are all complete nutters .

Here's my top 5 TV shows.

1. The Stimsons
2.The nine O'Clock Newts
3.M.A.S.H ---(monster anaconda squashes hamster)
4. The Bert Newt-on Show
5. Roughie the vampire slayer.

Fave Comedian ---Eddie Lizzard.

 

[dentech]

NATRIX, you have some nerve buddie, you started this lol i jst happen to have played along a little lol

 

[slim6y]

Best movies...

Childreni of the corn (snakes)

Napolean Diamond mite

Blood Diamond (of course)