Creationism..............is a python in fact a snake ?

Aussie Pythons & Snakes Forum

Help Support Aussie Pythons & Snakes Forum:

This site may earn a commission from merchant affiliate links, including eBay, Amazon, and others.
Status
Not open for further replies.
I create enclosures and you will find that some of those are only 1.65% different to some of my other enclosures, being the same maker and all......

ROFLMAO.....hahahahah.....you must be god, I can't stop laughing
 
i'd like to know how we share certain sections of the same DNA as flowers. Maybe in a past life i was a tulip? assuming past lives are real, you know like God, Allah, Yahweh, Elohim, Rama, Ishvara.... whatever it's name is
 
I like chicken.... It tastes like awesome.
I also like beer, because it tastes like beer...... which coincidentally tastes just like awesome, though different to chicken related awesome.
Everything else is pretty well irrelevant.
 
I like chicken.... It tastes like awesome.
I also like beer, because it tastes like beer...... which coincidentally tastes just like awesome, though different to chicken related awesome.
Everything else is pretty well irrelevant.

beermusings.jpg


I have an image for any occasion.
 
Well, I MUST with all my heart and desire add my 12 cents worth to this thread before it ceases to exist by the creators of this site (or their army of pledged allegiance angels)...

So here it is - noting that I can't use one word answers because brain hurt...

Honestly, I have a brain the size of a planet and it hurts me to think down to your level.

I'm reminded of a line in the best movie of all time....

Geoff Goldblum - before he died plummeting to Earth in a 'fake' website address...

Jurassic Park:

"God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates Man. Man destroys God. Man creates Dinosaurs"

Then a lesbian women opens her mouth and it gets ruined...

Talking of girls... Do you know my theory on why women wear make-up? They're peacocking themselves up... Normally in a species the male is much prettier and has to put on a dazzling display to woo his female counterpart.... the peacock has his feathers, the lion has his mane, the siamese fighting fish has its tail and the horse has a huge.... anyway... What it comes down to is...

Oh... Creationism...

You do realise that if god existed to create us it doesn't really answer 'the question' at all... It merely begins a new chicken or egg situation where the chicken nor the egg could have been created first anyway....

But if god didn't exist and the evidence suggests the 'big bang' - then what is the universe expanding into? And when it shrinks, what does it leave behind?

I'm much happier to suggest - Life DOES NOT exist on any other planet on earth - and you can't use stats to prove me wrong, because you can't prove it.... So -- why do we need to learn at all... We're all created equal... just some far more equal than others... with me being super-equal.
 
It merely begins a new chicken or egg situation where the chicken nor the egg could have been created first anyway....

Reptiles were around before chickens. Reptiles come from eggs. So therefore, eggs were around before chickens were.
 
Reptiles were around before chickens. Reptiles come from eggs. So therefore, eggs were around before chickens were.

But fish were around before reptiles and they used spread their eggs all over the place and swim in a sperm filled sea.... I'm glad that trait soon got washed out for terrestrial based creatures.... well - most of them anyway!
 
But fish were around before reptiles and they used spread their eggs all over the place and swim in a sperm filled sea.... I'm glad that trait soon got washed out for terrestrial based creatures.... well - most of them anyway!

oh but that sounds like so much fun!
 
Status
Not open for further replies.
Back
Top