Post a photo of yourself in here change topic to "should I tell my mum im gay" and leave it open on your computer
next time she uses the computer she be in such shock that you can give her the form and she unwitingly sign it.
You can then use the next week or two to get your setup and other stuff from her, then once you are setup tell
her that you need to tell her something, she will think that you abou to tell her about the website and then show her your
new pet,
I dont think she will even care, just happy!
Please note tha above post was made in jest and in no way reflects the actual views of the poster or in any way
condones homophobia! If this post is swallowed please seek medical attention!