He doesn't want to sell it. Money is no object for him. He's just a lazy jerk basically.
empty the contents of the snakes enclosure into this retards bed. see what he thinks of haveing to lay in that sort of crap. (no..really, do it)
Mix the 'contents' into his coffee in the morning.
If the snake has any ticks, carefully take one off and place it on his face when he's asleep......
This sounds like a great idea - put the animal first and the idiot last!Smuggle it out of the house and pretend it escaped and give it to a friend.....
You should say, "guess wot, you snake laid eggs, but dont worry im gonna smash them cos you cant seem to take care of the one you got" Then kick him in his 'eggs'
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