scam or for real?

[slim6y]

ps - yes, it's a chameleonconda... don't have a go at me for hybridisation... i thought it'd be cool... but yes.. it changes colour and I can't find it anywhere!

pps - if you find you have a large chameleonconda in your house (you probably won't see it till you trip over it) make sure you take any small children away....

 

[slim6y]

Here's a pic of my chameleonconda stalking a poor inocent birdie... The bird didn't know what had hit him!

See how hard he is to find... so stop mocking me!

 

[MoreliaMatt]

make sure you take any small children away....

the chameleonconda should take care of that!

 

[Tsidasa]

i would like a monkey

 

[Miss B]

No you don't Jen, they throw poo at you

 

[GSXR_Boy]

Wouldn't suprise me if it was at all true.
I know a guy that had a monkey (called spank )
And yes they do through crap at you( i nick named it whoflungdung) and try to bite etc.They start out cute and nice and then become a "teenager"

 

[mindthesole]

Here's a pic of my chameleonconda stalking a poor inocent birdie... The bird didn't know what had hit him!

See how hard he is to find... so stop mocking me!

jeez that anaconda looks like a mudlark!

and that grass looks like your anaconda!

I knew i shouldn't have eaten acid on a tuesday!!!

 

[stokedapollo]

pmsl

 

[slim6y]

Ok, some of you still seem to be thinking this is made up - well it's not... Now I have edited the picture, and as you can see I am not a dab hand at photoshop so you KNOW full well I couldn't have photoshoped this snake into the picture.

Now I have clearly labeled the snake's head, tail and the bird locations. You can clearly make it out with the labelling - there's NO photoshop editing at all, other than the arrows that I drew and the words. Otherwise, this is the actual picture.

Now, once again, I can't stress it enough, this snake has the taste for monkey and I believe it will eat children if it could.

So please please please keep your eye out for it - i really want it returned.

Description:

The snake is around 30metres long (90 feet) and has chameleon abilities - it's able to change colour to suit the background to avoid detection - and it's incredibly effective at it.

 

[dintony]

Oh my god... I see it now...... wow it does the whole chameleon thing really well.

 

[abbott75]

Now, once again, I can't stress it enough, this snake has the taste for monkey and I believe it will eat children if it could.

I'd recommend it. It's how I feed my boa and surprisingly cost effective. I feed it once every nine months, breed my own food and claim the baby bonus.

I tried to get it on to fresh killed, but it only takes live:?

 

[=bECS=]

Slim i can totally see it!
I had to squint my eyes, tilt my head, and stamp my foot on the ground whilst wiggling my ears and clicking my tongue, but i seen it.

So it has a taste for monkeys you say?

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[Isis]

I see it I see it........it may be all the alcohol but I see it......

 

[jessb]

Don't you people have housework to do or something???!!!!!

 

[slim6y]

Don't you people have housework to do or something???!!!!!

No, I get my monkey waiters to do it for me... they work for peanuts - and sometimes banannas - don't you have monkey waiters - you must have if you have time to write things like you do

 

[abbott75]

No, I get my monkey waiters to do it for me... they work for peanuts - and sometimes banannas - don't you have monkey waiters - you must have if you have time to write things like you do

Those poor monkeys! I have slaves for that, they're good boa food too, the threat always keeps them on their toes

 

[raginreptile@iprimus]

Definately a scam.

I sent them this.
Hi my name is Neeander. As i said in the subject i must have a monkey. How
> much are they? Maybe i should get two. Then they could breed. Are they all
> from the same parents or are there pairs that are not brother and sister.
> I would prefer that they are not related. How many do you have because i
> have shown this to few of my friends. They said if i get some they will have
> to get them too. I was thinking that two might get lonely. Maybe four is
> better. How much do you want for more than six as i definately want four
> and my friend wants two. By the way money is not an issue. I will pay top
> dollar to get some monkeys. I own a construction company so i will be able
> to build them a palace to live in. I was thinking of building an enclosure
> of 500 square metres. Would that be enough room to house at least four of
> these monkeys. My wife and children have just gotten home. They say that
> four wouldn't be enough. How many do you have. I am thinking that maybe ten
> would be a better number. Then i could breed them and sell them aswell. If
> you don't have enough would you be able to import some more for me as i don't
> have an import licence and i really think after talking with my wife and
> children that we must get ten of your monkeys. My wife has just looked up
> a photo of them on google. She is in love and says she must have them.
> Please you must not sell these to anyone else. What my wife asks for she
> must have.
> Thank you so very much. Please be in contact soon so we can arrange how you
> would like payment.
> Thank you.
> Neeander.
>


The Name neeander is short for neeanderthol. I don't think they even read my email. Just click and send. This is what i got back this morning.

hello
thanks for your mail regarding my little cutie white face capuchin monkey .
she is still available and will be going to a loving and caring
home only where she will be able to get all the love and affection
she needs and gets lots of tlc ok.she is current on all her shots,with the following
Petpassport
international health certificate
Import and Export certificates
vaccination records and this are the documents needed to own a monkey in Australia.she 3months old
and she has gotten all her wormings has a wonderful temperament
and a great personality, she is potty trained and pad trained and will
love to take naps with you ,.she is not spayed and will not go to any
breeder"no breeders"i just relocated to Cameroon for a peace corp
volunteers seminar from Darwin and i cannot give my little cutie baby monkey all the
love
and affection she needs so thats why i am looking for a loving and
carting
home for her where she will be able to fine love and great affection
she has
never been sick and will go to responsible pet parents only.what will be needed to get the monkey back into Australia are:
Airfare - International: $750 AUD
Quarantine required testing and vaccinations: $300 AUD
Import Permit:$60 Australian
Australia Quarantine Fee:$250 AUD
Agent's fees (to handle last part of process): $450 AUD
Making a total of $1810+1000 for her adoption=$2810 AUD
.she is called Timi .i have a few question
where do you live??
do you have any kids??
how soon do you intend to have the monkey??
have you had a monkey before??i will be waiting to hear from you asap
thanks and have a splendid day
You can call me at 00237-9415-4463
10 monkeys at 2810 each. Anyone wanna give me a loan?

 

[=bECS=]

slim, i just checked my sea monkeys and theyre ok, you have me really worried with this chameleonconda on the loose

 

[abbott75]

slim, i just checked my sea monkeys and theyre ok, you have me really worried with this chameleonconda on the loose

You're in Sydney, so don't worry. It's only Cairns monkeys in danger :lol:

 

[=bECS=]

But its a big snake, could have camoflauged its self and hitched a ride anywhere by now.
Infact, it could be anywhere, im walking around squinting my eyes and tilting my head incase i see the rogue chameleonconda anywhere. :lol:

And i have my St Pitdoberweelerbull on the look out too, but it keeps barking at the flies :shock: