ilovejordan
Active Member
Haha thats a good one....
Lol far from the truth, as slim said, you must mean the Wallabies.
All Blacks one the Tri-Nations & the Bledisloe Cup againts the Wallabies (and S.A) AND they just thrashed england, who the Wallabies lost to in the world cup.
I know its a joke but it needs to have a bit of logic to it!
Ok I know this is hard for you to understand (otherwise you would have got it the first time I posted it) so I will talk slowly for you.
That .... might .... matter....if.....I ..... cared.....about football....but ....I....am....just.....in....it....for....the....laughs.
LOL.
Oh and the spelling of won in this instance is not one. And I missed the rule about jokes and logic, I thought if it's funny it's a joke....my bad.
It's ok channi - when Dan left his home country he raised the average IQ of both countries!
Hey shouldn't your name be spelled lunks.what is the difference between an Australian and a tub of yogurt?
The tub of yogurt has some culture!!
Channi - when I first started teaching here I was very worried about my accent (which incidentally isn't very strong). No one picked up on it - until I was teaching chemistry.... Yes... The year 11s were all listening carefully when I was introducing the groups on the periodic table....
"Group one atoms there with lithium, group two atoms there has calcium, group three is over here with aluminium, group four with carbon, group five with nitrogen and there's group six...."
I was quickly interrupted -
"Sir," a bright kid at the front said "Do these atoms really have group sex?"
CHANNI....your on FIRE girl .....LMAO .........seems like the KIWIS like to dish it out ....but find it a little hard to cop it back .....when all else fails at insulting us AUSSIES ..they use the terminology and I quote 'THE ALL BLACKS.............." yes WE as Aussies KNOW the all blacks WON the rugby ...we can handle that and understand WE DONT ALWAYS WIN AT EVERYTHING......you know we look after our little brothers from the land of the long white cloud.......why we even have blow up sheep to cater for all you city type kiwis.........
It's ok channi - when Dan left his home country he raised the average IQ of both countries!
Have you spent years trying and failing to understand what New Zealanders are saying?
Just by following these easy steps and you too can hold a conversation with a New Zealander.
What you hear and what it really means:
BETTING : "Betting Gloves" are worn by betsmen in crucket.
BRIST : Part of the human anatomy between the "nick" and the "billy"
BUGGER : As in "mine is bugger than yours".
BUN BUTTUN - been bitten by insect
BUG HUT - popular recording
CHULLY BUN : Also known as an Esky
DIMMER KRETZ : Those who believe in democracy.
ERROR BUCK : Language spoken in countries like "Surria", E-Jupp" and "Libernon".
EKKA DYMOCKS : University staff
GUESS : Flammable vapour used in stoves.
LEATHER - foam from soap
SENDLES : Thongs, open shoes
COLOUR : Terminator, murderer.
CUSS : Kiss
DUCK HID : Term of abuse directed mainly at males.
PHAR LAP : NZ's famous horse which was actually christened "PHILLIP".
ERROR ROUTE : As in "Arnotts mulk error route buskets".
FITTER CHENEY : A type of long flat pasta not to be confused with "rugger tony".
PISSED aside - chemical that kills insects
PIGS - for hanging out washing
PUGS - pink animal with curly tail
I should be posting more jokes against the aussies but I found this one pretty good.
An Australian was walking down a country road in New Zealand, when he happened to glance over the fence and see a farmer goin' at it with a sheep.
The Aussie is quite taken aback by this, so he climbs the fence and walks over to the farmer.
He taps him on the shoulder and says, "You know mate, back home, we shear those!"
The New Zealander looks frantically around and says, "I'm not bloody sharing this with no one!"
I think you'd mean that with the Wallabies right - you know you guys lost to Wales and NZs last five matches have all been victories - so ummmm.. The joke is on you!
Lol far from the truth, as slim said, you must mean the Wallabies.
All Blacks one the Tri-Nations & the Bledisloe Cup againts the Wallabies (and S.A) AND they just thrashed england, who the Wallabies lost to in the world cup.
I know its a joke but it needs to have a bit of logic to it!
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