help with snake loving males

[Minka]

Become a lesbian...its so in right now.

 

[Hetty]

Nah, being a lesbian is so two years ago.

 

[Minka]

Walk up to him and put your hands on his chest. They love that :lol:

No no no..see you have it all wrong! Kidnap him and hold him in your basement/slave pit you prepared earlier... Im sure he'll just be happy to be alive... you can work on the relationship from there. TRUST ME slave pits are the way to go

 

[Hetty]

Oh, see, I've never tried that.

I'll try it with my new man.. he's a bit bigger than me though, how do I keep him in the basement?

 

[Courtzrocks]

You need electric shock collar and water...

 

[Minka]

Remove his upper limbs. He cant possibly climb then. And if hes a herper he will understand...after all snakes deal with it just fine..you dont see them whingeing and bitching about it.

 

[FAY]

Watch Misery Hetty!

 

[Helikaon]

You need electric shock collar and water...

theres always someone who takes it to far..........:lol:

 

[Hetty]

Remove his upper limbs. He cant possibly climb then. And if hes a herper he will understand...after all snakes deal with it just fine..you dont see them whingeing and bitching about it.

:lol::lol::lol:

He has nice arms though

 

[Hetty]

You guys are awful!

/me takes notes

 

[Minka]

:lol::lol::lol:

He has nice arms though

Its not like i asked you to cut off his "other" limbs..TRUST ME (again) you wont miss them

 

[Courtzrocks]

theres always someone who takes it to far..........:lol:

Not that I've ever tried it, just wanted someone to let me know how it goes incase my boy gets outta line...they get used to the whip LOL!:lol:

 

[Courtzrocks]

Its not like i asked you to cut off his "other" limbs..TRUST ME (again) you wont miss them

Yeah you can always wrap a snake around you, they're nice and muscly...the boy can do the rest..

 

[Hetty]

Its not like i asked you to cut off his "other" limbs..TRUST ME (again) you wont miss them

If he steps out of line, I'll drop you a PM and you can tell me how I should go about lopping his arms off. I assume he wouldn't just sit there while I whip the chainsaw out.

I hope he doesn't read this thread :lol:

 

[Courtzrocks]

Well, dexter uses tranquilizer...hmm... lol.

 

[Minka]

Fantastic Hetty. I would also consider doing it personally for a LARGE fee... Just something to think about lol

 

[Hetty]

Fantastic Hetty. I would also consider doing it personally for a LARGE fee... Just something to think about lol

I think it would mean more coming from me, but thanks for the offer

 

[Spikie wanna cricket]

Well, dexter uses tranquilizer...hmm... lol.

i have dog tranquilizers in my cupboard he he he they might work right ??:evil:

 

[Courtzrocks]

I do, very useful...do it!

 

[=bECS=]

No no no..see you have it all wrong! Kidnap him and hold him in your basement/slave pit you prepared earlier... Im sure he'll just be happy to be alive... you can work on the relationship from there. TRUST ME slave pits are the way to go

Minks, im never trusting you again, especially if your wearing black leather and holding a whip! :lol:

But, Rocky might be keen, and he has the internet and TWO phones