newtosnakes
Well-Known Member
Once again, thank you to Sdaji for amusing me so much I literally laughed coke out my nose.... very charming image I am sure, with all of you boys sure to be filling my PM inbox with desperate pleads for dates, however it is my unfortunate responsibility to inform you all that I am already happily married.
Please don't send flowers to woo me, it is sadistic to cruelly cut the limbs of those flowers purely for my enjoyment. Lets all band together and send a petition to all the florists out there to see if we can't persuade them to cease their awful profession....
Please don't send flowers to woo me, it is sadistic to cruelly cut the limbs of those flowers purely for my enjoyment. Lets all band together and send a petition to all the florists out there to see if we can't persuade them to cease their awful profession....