Round One for Gaara:
1. Where would you prefer to go on your first date with Recharge:
e) I would take Recharge to a bakery where we would learn to make donuts - This would give Recharge ample opportunity to learn what face to pull later that night if he played his cards right.
2. Were you born of human species and of female sex?
a) I am human, I think
3. Do you eat meat on your first date?
a) Always - I'm not fussy, wether Im presented with a fat kransky or a humble cocktail weenie.
4. How does giant squid taste?
a) I've heard when people ask "what does chicken taste like?" the response they are given is "tastes like squid"
5. If you were to take an IQ test right now would you:
d) Not be taking this quiz
6. Do you consider yourself staid or fun? Outgoing or introverted? Mature or immature? I find questions like these to be shallow, vain and superficial. It's always better to get someone else to answer this for you. In which case, APS, I applaud you, answer this question for me.
7. If you had the choice of getting a diamond necklace or a weekend away together from your
partner, which would you choose?
Well, why can't I have the best of both worlds? Why can't I get the necklace and a holiday to pearl harbour? Or cut out the middle man and just take a pearl necklace?
Round Two for Gaara:
Question 1:
If you had to choose between saving a child with cancer and saving $10 which would you do?
There is no cure for cancer yet, gimme that 10 bucks. I'm hungry - the change I get from my happy meal can go in the ronald mcdonald house collection tin to go towards getting him a fluffy pillow in palative care or something.
Question 2:
You are on a speeding train headed for a bridge that has collapsed, the driver is unconscious and Recharge is being cornered by a mad- doberman, there is a carriage full of venemous tarrantulas between you and the locomotive engine and you and Recharge are the only ones on the train -apart from the driver, how do you react?
In a smooth move to impress recharge, I would exhibit my keen mcguiver skills and save the day. The first thing I would do, is spear tackle that dog. After some wrestling, I would secure some canine fur. From there, I would bust into the tarantula carriage, and use the dog hairs to tickle/stimulate the spiders into creating some silk. From there, I would break into the train driver's carriage. I would collect the driver's sweat onto the silk, and use the two agents to mould out a parachute. I would then dash back to the end of the train and let out the parachute, thereby slowing the train down safely before hitting the tunnel.
Question 3:
You have just been fired from your job but you have a date with Recharge later that night. How do you still make this a wonderful and special date for you both?
I would tell Recharge to meet me in a park, after dark. While he busies himself getting tarted up at his house, I would run into Centrelink and begin my dole payments. From there, I would take my food stamps, and race to a supermarket, cash all my stamps in then combine the ingredients into a soup, of sorts. On my way to the park, I would mug the cancer child's duck feeding bread, then push the child into the pond. Then, making a smooth entrance, I would swuavely meet up with Recharge, and being laying out the picnic items. Using the cover of darkness as my friend, I could disguise the rather bland ingredients in the soup. If he asked me about the dry bread, I would spin some lie about it being "special crusty bread". We would then most likely dance to the theme music from ducktales, and call it a night.
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