What has your snake told you to do ???

[Kitah]

What are you guys talking about? Snakes can't bloody talk! My turtle said you're all looneys!

 

[dihsmaj]

My blue-tongue sometimes tells me to burn everything and kill the non-believers.
I never do anything that he says though.
Well... I USUALLY don't do anything he says.

 

[EmmaMary]

My Jungles are teenagers. We just don't understand each other and they scare me a little.

 

[Snakewoman]

What are you guys talking about? Snakes can't bloody talk! My turtle said you're all looneys!

Why yes we are, we get put in these fun bouncy rooms and they give us jackets that make us hug ourselves. We also have men and women in white coats who tell us we're special

 

[snakeluvver]

What are you guys talking about? Snakes can't bloody talk! My turtle said you're all looneys!

Well my snake told me your turtle has a drinking problem.

 

[JUNGLE-JAK]

i speak parcel tongue so i can order my snakes to bite people