We're all going to die (very soon)

[slim6y]

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=627666

I'm not into particle physics - but - if we do ever invent time travel this time when the LHC is fired (this could possibly invent time travel from the future) the furthest back we'll be able to go is to the day the beam is first fired.

Ahhh, it's all polly flobbin - god invented the earth and the universe and did so in 7 days.

 

[caustichumor]

Luckilly I have spent 6.6 billion on a spaceship to escape the inevitable black hole that was the earth.
Scientists warned of a possibility of the atmosphere setting alight and destroying the planet, before they tested the first nuclear based weapon, they still tested it though....

 

[Rocky]

This was on enough rope last night

 

[slim6y]

What did they say on Enough Rope Rocky?

 

[Emzie]

i guess everyone's partners are going to get lucky tonight

 

[falconboy]

i guess everyone's partners are going to get lucky tonight

A big bang before the big bang? :lol:

 

[Forensick]

slim, you forgot to mention that he only did it 7000 years ago too

 

[slim6y]

Gee - was it only 7000 years ago - cripey...

Maybe when these mini-black holes form they will be a teleportal to god... And then from there he can reach out and touch us... ahhhhh that's nice.... unless he's a vengeful god and doesn't like being disturbed.

Well guys - four years from now we'll notice a huge difference in the earth - we'll be a giant black hole for one and secondly travel between here and china will be much easier - all you'll have to do is jump into the hole.

With 6,6 billion dollars behind them surely they could have made someything a little bit better like a Carbon Emission Scheme thingo - something that sucks up all that carbon in the air and turns it into useable oil again... Prices of fuel will plummet and we'll have a greenhouse lowered earth - back to the chilli cool that it used to be

Bah... sillyness - "Anyone who thinks the LHC will destroy the world is a twat," as said by Professor Brian Cox of the pop group D:Ream

 

[Sturdy]

woo im gona get lucky

 

[Kathryn_]

Scientists warned of a possibility of the atmosphere setting alight and destroying the planet, before they tested the first nuclear based weapon, they still tested it though....

There were *pretty* sure it wouldn't, lol. One of the physicists took bets on whether or not it would wipe out all life on earth. Funny guy.

 

[slim6y]

With such hits as "Things Can Only Get Better" Brian Cox surely must be right!

Oh and don't forget "Shoot Me With Your Love"

 

[herpkeeper]

funniest thread i've read in a while !

 

[Sdaji]

 

[moosenoose]

Next thing they'll be telling us they've found bigfoot 8)

 

[Sel]

Lol!

 

[Forensick]

bigfoot is higgs boson

 

[Rocky]

What did they say on Enough Rope Rocky?

Don't know, was too bored to listen, the reason I watched it was because i was supposed to be on that episode, but looks like thats next weeks one.

 

[-Peter]

can I ride my bike in it?

 

[caustichumor]

Only if by ride your bike you mean get smashed up against the wall by magnets... but that would be worth at least a billion to watch you try.....

 

[thepythonpit]

it was on last night denton , the guy said it has been 20 years in the planning 10 years to build it and that its almost time to turn it on , its in sweden and the village has the highest concentration of brainiaks in the world from all over the world , i missed the rest channel surfing , but you can go to ABC online and watch it now .......the end is near......