Only if by ride your bike you mean get smashed up against the wall by magnets... but that would be worth at least a billion to watch you try.....
If it's worth a billion to watch you'd need to do it several times to make the project worthwhile (unless they do find the boson thing, etc etc).
Here is an explanation of the particle accelerator and it's purpose, in rap form. If you're extraordinarily nerdy you'll love this ( ). If you're mildly nerdy or better you'll understand it. If you have a severely bad taste in music you'll like it just for the sound.
[video=youtube;j50ZssEojtM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j50ZssEojtM[/video]