APS Dating Site

[TrueBlue]

I like girls in bikinis.

 

[Kersten]

Really?! I hadn't noticed

 

[Hickson]

Damn this is a long thread! Sorry I missed the beginning last night.

Hix is single.



Hix

 

[Kersten]

And the girlies sure do love a man who talks in the third person

 

[Fuscus]

WAnted : single female, must be able to cook and clean and own a GTP. Please send photo of GTP

 

[brrrrrr]

 

[TrueBlue]

wheres pete when you need him?, accounting?,- (for what he started probally).

 

[zulu]

Re APS

MMM opportunity knocks Swaps wife for feeding GTP,lives happily everafter

 

[Kersten]

Yes, right up until you realise you've lost the (thinks of the kiddies perusing the site before getting to explicit) conjugal perks that your wife supplies :wink:

 

[Slateman]

I have to put good word for Hixy here. Girls he is great bloke and lot of fun. I am surprice that he is still single.
Mabe he is looking for Czech girl, I will ask Sexslatine for sure Hixy.

 

[olivehydra]

Yes, right up until you realise you've lost the (thinks of the kiddies perusing the site before getting to explicit) conjugal perks that your wife supplies :wink:

You'd be surprised at the tricks you can teach a gtp.

 

[Kersten]

Why Olive, I'd say you just made me blush....but we both know I'd be lying :wink: :lol:

 

[TrueBlue]

one of these you mean, hell Id rather have nina in a bikini.!!!

 

[Kersten]

Lol, is it "show off your big python night" True Blue? :lol:

 

[Hickson]

I have to put good word for Hixy here. Girls he is great bloke and lot of fun. I am surprice that he is still single.
Mabe he is looking for Czech girl, I will ask Sexslatine for sure Hixy.

Thanks for the rap, Slatey!

And I look even better without the beard!



Hix

 

[TrueBlue]

Hell Ive got to be useful for something.

 

[Kersten]

Considering the distinct lack of women posting at the moment, I'll keep my comments about the usefulness of men to myself...til I get some backup! Come on girls, give me a hand here :wink:

 

[TrueBlue]

MEN, what do you mean men.!! were always useful havent you seen the new beer ads on tv, I bet you women couldnt make beer rain, or robots.

 

[BargainBucket]

Considering the distinct lack of women posting at the moment, I'll keep my comments about the usefulness of men to myself...til I get some backup! Come on girls, give me a hand here :wink:

I'll give you a hand, two if need be, but im sure one will do the trick.

 

[Kersten]

Now I know there's probably no point even trying to point this fact out to a MAN!!!! but have you ever tried giving birth...or putting up with the brainless antics of men?

*DUCKS*