Our sun is now owned...

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Spanish woman claims ownership of the Sun - Yahoo!Xtra News

It appears that you can now be charged for use of the sun....

But I figure if you wear sunscreen you'll have a good chance of winning that order in court....

After billions of years the Sun finally has an owner -- a woman from Spain's soggy region of Galicia said Friday she had registered the star at a local notary public as being her property.
Angeles Duran, 49, told the online edition of daily El Mundo she took the step in September after reading about an American man who had registered himself as the owner of the moon and most planets in our Solar System.
There is an international agreement which states that no country may claim ownership of a planet or star, but it says nothing about individuals, she added.
"There was no snag, I backed my claim legally, I am not stupid, I know the law. I did it but anyone else could have done it, it simply occurred to me first."
The document issued by the notary public declares Duran to be the "owner of the Sun, a star of spectral type G2, located in the centre of the solar system, located at an average distance from Earth of about 149,600,000 kilometres".
Duran, who lives in the town of Salvaterra do Mino, said she now wants to slap a fee on everyone who uses the sun and give half of the proceeds to the Spanish government and 20 percent to the nation's pension fund.
She would dedicate another 10 percent to research, another 10 percent to ending world hunger -- and would keep the remaining 10 percent herself.
"It is time to start doing things the right way, if there is an idea for how to generate income and improve the economy and people's well-being, why not do it?" she asked.
 
Wait until the lawsuits start rolling in from victims of skin cancer, and from the companies that launch satellites that have been ruined by solar flares.

I have no problem with people claiming ownership of such things, but I think it should be mandatory that they at least set foot on their newly acquired property before boasting that they own it ;)
 
Bradchip has nailed it.

Im not sure she has entirely thought this out correclty. Potential legal ramifications for her could be astronomical! Pun intended :D
 
Who decides who gets the sun anyway?


I think it's this guy!

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I was going to look at buying Betelgeuse.... But there was a rumour it was going to go super-nova and therefore the price started plummeting...

So I'll stick to just owning my Holden Commodore and looking at suing Angeles Duran for not providing protection against her possessions and using them in a dangerous manner - plus she owns more radioactive materials than a farm owner near Chernobyl.
 
Sooooo.................... when the sun dries up ones skin, can we claim against her for moisturisers, etc??? lol
 
Well the Earth is a planet so the paper work comes through soon and I'll own it. Ms Duran (and the rest of you) will be paying me to use Earth.
 
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