how will you die?

[Mudimans]

Greg: At age 65 a group of friends will urge you to test the "Don't Wizz on the Electric Fence" myth, and you discover that it can kill.

I'm sure i remember doing that once, and yes i was drunk

 

[Bearded_Lady]

At age 50 you will die fighting the Interplanetary War on Terrorism on Phobos, a moon of Mars

Yay I get to be a badass space fighter

 

[method]

At age 73 a large monkey will beat you to death, using the antiquated art of fisticuffs.

Just how I imagined it =D

 

[ReptilianGuy]

At age 49 you will perish in an explosion caused by a leaky pilot light and a faulty electrical switch. :shock::shock::shock:

i fcunkig hope not lol... at 49 i'll hopefully remember to stay away from pilot lights :lol::lol:
oh well, at least it'll be quick hehahaha:?

 

[Kyro]

Kylie : At age 81 you will die from a lethal overdose of methamphetamines. :shock::lol:

 

[deebo]

david evans: At age 41 aliens will abduct you and use your body for sick and often anally-oriented experiments before dropping you off outside of a local homeless shelter smelling of beer.

why does my **** have to be involved?? why??

 

[boxhead]

Ron-at age 88 you will die fighting the interplanetary war on terrorism on camp harmony,on VENUS .
well lest i know i get to travel .

 

[Munster]

At age 52 you will fall into a vat of neutral shoe polish, and your body will never be recovered.

Well I won't be polishing my work boots again.

 

[Khagan]

Mathew: At age 60 you will refuse to give a quarter to a beggar. Immediately afterwards you will be hit by a bus.

 

[W.T.BUY]

At age 39 you will be hunted by a strange apparition resembling Andy Griffith, and subsequently commit suicide after the stress proves to be too much.

 

[W.T.BUY]

Oops i do have heart disease in the family.. At age 39 too many imitation cheese based snack foods leads to a dietary condition which causes your life to end.

 

[spilota_variegata]

At 81 years of age I'm going to be murdered in a crime of passion when a 25 year old man finds me in a comprimising situation with his 21 year old wife

 

[FAY]

At 81 years of age I'm going to be murdered in a crime of passion when a 25 year old man finds me in a comprimising situation with his 21 year old wife

Hehehe your'e hoping lol

 

[miss2]

At age 51 a truly fanatic fan of your spoken word works will stalk you and torture you for a period of weeks. After refusing to sign any more autographs, the fan will kill you.
***?

 

[Jewly]

Julie: At age 66 your head will explode after being exposed to Britney Spears for thirty-six consecutive hours!

 

[hallie]

At age 34 i will be tortured for a few weeks
by a deranged fan of my spoken word and eventually
killed when i cant sign anymore autographs...:lol:

 

[Riley]

Riley: At age 29 you will be gunned down in the street by hippies after enacting a bill that grants the WTO even more power.

 

[Southern_Forest_Drag]

At age 65 aliens will abduct you and use your body for sick and often anally-oriented experiments before dropping you off outside of a local homeless shelter smelling of bee

 

[rubysnake]

Ruby: At age 60 the artificial intelligence software you programmed becomes self aware and devours you. You will be saved to disk though, so no worries.

 

[macj81]

Christopher: At age 67 a group of friends will urge you to test the "Don't Wizz on the Electric Fence" myth, and you discover that it can kill.