how will you die?

[Sarah24]

hahaha i dont think this ones been said yet...
Sarah: At age 57 you finally kick the heroine habit! Congratulations. Unfortunately you stopped because you died from an overdose.
LOL

 

[W.T.BUY]

hahaha i dont think this ones been said yet...
Sarah: At age 57 you finally kick the heroine habit! Congratulations. Unfortunately you stopped because you died from an overdose.
LOL

lol that was funny.

 

[Hooglabah]

HOOGLABAH: At age 39 aliens will abduct you and use your body for sick and often anally-oriented experiments before dropping you off outside of a local homeless shelter smelling of beer.

 

[Hooglabah]

did this one with the same info
HOOGLABAH: At age 68 you will drown in a wading pool under mysterious circumstances. The only clue will be a small blue pacifier found around your neck.
now im totally confused

how am i going to die

 

[Lplater]

you wont die as you are god , is all mine said

 

[joshy89]

Josh: At age 59 you will die from an equipment malfunction in an exciting, fear based reality game show. Your death will receive the highest ratings of any episode of any reality show, ever.

 

[Snakes_About]

At age 52 the artificial intelligence software you programmed becomes self aware and devours you. You will be saved to disk though, so no worries.

 

[Chrisreptile]

Chrisreptile: At age 27 you will die fighting the Interplanetary War on Terrorism on Camp Harmony, Venus.

Chrisreptile: At age 23 after your spouse leaves you and your children disown you, you will go to work to find that you have been fired. This all proves too much to take. You decide to take a walk in the park but are robbed and murdered before you get there.

Chrisreptile: At age 37 you will die in a fiery golf-cart crash, alcohol will be involved.

Chrisreptile: At age 66 a group of children will text message you continuously for three years, eventually distracting you while driving and causing a fatal wreck; your fatal wreck.


LOL

 

[craig.a.c]

craig: At age 44 you will become involved in revolutionary activities in Ecuador, and be killed.

 

[redbellybite]

slateman: At age 102 you will die in a fiery golf-cart crash, alcohol will be involved.

see this just proves it YOUR NOT HUMAN no one lives to 102

 

[caustichumor]

Michael- at age 65 you will be blown up by the pyrotechnics rigged at one of your "Still Not Dead" concerts...
It could be worse I guess... at least there is no anal-trauma involved...

 

[Rainbow-Serpent]

Jordan: At age 52 a tiger will maul you. Don't ask why, but you will be in a Burmese jungle. <--- :?:?


Mackenzie-Rose: At age 16 you will go down in a small raft, in your friend's pool, and subsequently drown. :?

Rainbow-Serpent: At age 56 you will fall into a vat of neutral shoe polish, and your body will never be recovered. :?:?:?:?:?:?

 

[reptilefan95]

haha im gonna be famous!!
Charlie: At age 54 a truly fanatic fan of your spoken word works will stalk you and torture you for a period of weeks. After refusing to sign any more autographs, the fan will kill you.

 

[Rainbow-Serpent]

all of us are gona die on dec 21st 2012 when the world ends

Why on the next olympic year, and WHY THE HECK DOES IT HAVE TO BE 2 DAYS BEFORE MY BIRTHDAY!!??:evil:

 

[taylor111]

Taylor Pullen: At age 39 you will become lost during a road trip and wind up living out the movie "Wrong Turn". Sorry for ya.

 

[Ozzie Python]

stu burns: At age 64 you will perish under strange circumstances involving a gallon of lotion, two nine volt batteries, and a photograph of a bicycle.

sounds kinky, not sure where the bicycle fits into it.

 

[sweetangel]

Amy: At age 73 a group of friends will urge you to test the "Don't Wizz on the Electric Fence" myth, and you discover that it can kill.

haha hell yeah!!

 

[redbellybite]

Taylor Pullen: At age 39 you will become lost during a road trip and wind up living out the movie "Wrong Turn". Sorry for ya.

THATS MY FAVOURITE ONE SO FAR LMAO ...that movie was sooooooooo wrong in a good kind of way :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

 

[snake_boy]

Callan: At age 22 a group of children will text message you continuously for three years, eventually distracting you while driving and causing a fatal wreck; your fatal wreck.

 

[ADZz_93]

At age 64 you will pass in your sleep from undiscerned natural causes. Unfortunately you will be sleeping nude in a local shopping mall.
lol