My cat caught a baby olive python a few years back so i decided to take care of it until it could be released. With snakes being quite novel to all my mates i took it just about everywhere in my pocket and showed all my friends, let them hold it etc etc.
Then i showed it to a local herper to see if it could be saved... her reply was "This is not an olive, it's a brown. It hasn't bitten you has it?"
The next dumbest thing i have done was when i was out one night in town getting up to all kinds of mischief at my best friends 21st. I was drinking something called a flat liner (I think they are made of bacardi 151, catrous and tabasco sauce) and all kinds of other shots that tasted horrible and despite drinking on a bar tab for well over five hours i still managed to spend nearly $350. At the end of the night i was trying to hit on some girl and some bloke who must have been her boyfriend or something came over and told me to ****** off. I turned to him and said "you want a piece of this man?" (bear in mind i only weigh 58kg and am only 5'9"), he stood back to have a poke at me. I grabbed a what i have now been told was a vodka twist bottle, and promptly swung it at my own head and then attacked him with the broken end.... well that is what i was trying to do.
I swung the bottle full force at my head connecting extremely well with my forehead. I staggeerd back a couple of paces checked the bottle (witch was still fine) and then felt a warm trickle flowing down my face and over the bridge of my nose. Neddless to say the girl and her boyfriend went running and i was promptly bailed into a taxi and sent home.