Top 10+1 Most Annoying n00b Threads

[Bryony]

Right here baby

Hope you dont mind 3D pictures :lol:

 

[cyclamen]

The Lame Suspension

 

[IsK67]

The Lame Suspension

:lol:

 

[Forensick]

yay!

i am famous....

 

[IsK67]

You dropped in


IsK

 

[slim6y]

Ah ha!

But without the funny ones.....we would all be geekazoids!
If it was not for the wonderfull moosey and slimy (just to name a couple) i would have the fattest belly ever! Do you k now how many muscles you use when you laugh?!?!?!?!?

So thank you moosey and slimy for keeping my belly nice and little and firm

I am both flattered and honoured - even to be ranked with moosey, but to be announced by Bryony as the person to keep her tummy little and firm... Wow... WOW! This could quite easily be the greatest day of my life... I think it comes a close first, but in second place was when I purchased my first set of real wire cutters.

May Bryony's Belly Be Beautiful and not Buldging!

Remember the hypothalumus (in your brain) controls the 'Four Fs':

1) Feeding
2) Fighting
3) Fleeing
4) Mating

 

[Australis]

most n00b threads are ok, like asking whats a good beginer snake, what size cage, cage pics, feeding requency etc, but some are just stupid, one that cames to mind is the "is is jessie gay" thread i mentioned earlyer, its threads like those that give me a laugh but also waste time.

It was "is is jessie emo". not gay.

 

[IsK67]

It was "is is jessie emo". not gay.

Gay, emo

Isn't that the same thing?

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

IsK

 

[method]

aw wats wrong with noob threads, people gotta start somewhere if u dun like em or dun wanna help how bout dont read em >>

and yes im as noob as they come

 

[Bryony]

Remember the hypothalumus (in your brain) controls the 'Four Fs':

1) Feeding
2) Fighting
3) Fleeing
4) Mating

LMFAO!!!!!

How politely put!

 

[IsK67]

aw wats wrong with noob threads, people gotta start somewhere if u dun like em or dun wanna help how bout dont read em >>

and yes im as noob as they come

Do you have an umbrella?

IsK

 

[falconboy]

Forensick, whats the recipe for? Sounds like hashish cookies?

 

[moosenoose]

...Sooooo....I take it none of your snakes are called Monty huh...

Nope, and I've just added you to my hit list Thanks

 

[Adzo]

Forensick, whats the recipe for? Sounds like hashish cookies?

For those out there not familiar with TOOL (shame on you!) i found this link.

YouTube - Die Eier Von Satan

 

[Vincey]

Dier von satan?

I cant remember what it's called. I formatted my computer and i thought i backed up all my music

I'm yet to make them.

 

[Chimera]

Misinfirmation takes two, one to give and one to listen. A message for the newbies out there, think about the advice you're reading, if it doesn't seem to make sense then it probably doesn't. It is also worth reading all posts from people you are accepting advice from, they even make it easy for you to find their posts

I'll also second the motion of "READ A BOOK!!!" $20 odd is not much to pay for figuring out how you're going to keep your $200 snake in your $300 enclosure setup!!!!!

 

[Inkslinger]

People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones

 

[x_aussie_bloke_x]

maybe people need help. i dont know

 

[slim6y]

People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones

Unless they open the windows first and have reasonabley good aim.

 

[mungus]

what is an intergrade? :evil::twisted:

How about "natural intergrades are hybrids" :x:x:x:x