This one time......
I worked as a vet assistant ,and the vet got me to feel for the calf whilst still inside the cow. When I couldn't feel it the vet pushed me in right up to near my shoulder. The cow was surprised and decided to clench her her v@61n@. I was stuck there for 35 minutes, that when I finally got my arm out I was bruised and my arm felt dead.
And this other time..........
I went swimming at a creek at the age of 13, and came out with leeches. As i removed them, I realised there was an uncomfortable feeling downstairs. As I looked in, there were three leaches attached to my peepee. I freaked,pulled them off and apparently nearly fainted.
I'm lucky, I realise i'm doing well in getting points for the Darwin Awards
I worked as a vet assistant ,and the vet got me to feel for the calf whilst still inside the cow. When I couldn't feel it the vet pushed me in right up to near my shoulder. The cow was surprised and decided to clench her her v@61n@. I was stuck there for 35 minutes, that when I finally got my arm out I was bruised and my arm felt dead.
And this other time..........
I went swimming at a creek at the age of 13, and came out with leeches. As i removed them, I realised there was an uncomfortable feeling downstairs. As I looked in, there were three leaches attached to my peepee. I freaked,pulled them off and apparently nearly fainted.
I'm lucky, I realise i'm doing well in getting points for the Darwin Awards