da_donkey
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Ok long story short,
Ive started dating a new girl and she absoulutly hates reptiles (wont even look at my baby frillies letalone any of the snakes).
Anyway last night after a few cans of fanta, she was in the bathroom and i was in the lounge room and i thought it might be funny to get one of the snakes out so i got a 7 foot coastal out and put it on my bed.
20 seconds later she comes out off the bathroom wearing the skimpiest victorias secret number i have ever seen, walks straight past me in the lounge room towards my bedroom, looks over her sholder at me withh a cheeky smile :twisted: , flicks off the bedroom light and climbs into my bed.
So there she is curled up in the pitch black with a 7 foot python totally unaware.
I got up off the lounge walked to the bedroom and flicked on the light.................her scream could have been heard 5 houses away and she moved faster than a brown snake striking, she also called me names and said swear words that i didnt even know girls could say.
Anyways as far as im concerned :lol: "THATS GOLD" :lol:
Cheers guys
Ive started dating a new girl and she absoulutly hates reptiles (wont even look at my baby frillies letalone any of the snakes).
Anyway last night after a few cans of fanta, she was in the bathroom and i was in the lounge room and i thought it might be funny to get one of the snakes out so i got a 7 foot coastal out and put it on my bed.
20 seconds later she comes out off the bathroom wearing the skimpiest victorias secret number i have ever seen, walks straight past me in the lounge room towards my bedroom, looks over her sholder at me withh a cheeky smile :twisted: , flicks off the bedroom light and climbs into my bed.
So there she is curled up in the pitch black with a 7 foot python totally unaware.
I got up off the lounge walked to the bedroom and flicked on the light.................her scream could have been heard 5 houses away and she moved faster than a brown snake striking, she also called me names and said swear words that i didnt even know girls could say.
Anyways as far as im concerned :lol: "THATS GOLD" :lol:
Cheers guys