You know your a herper when.........

[wattso]

..Your freezer is full but you have no food!
... Police are suspicious your growing pot, because the power company has reported a surge in your usage!
....You cant sleep without the sound of crickets chirruping!
~Melissa kaplans website

..........Add your own?.....................

 

[Stevethepom]

you cant hold small fury animals for fear of swinging them off something hard......

 

[Stevethepom]

you allready have an alliby for when your neice and nephew go missing........

 

[Fuscus]

You have kept rabbits for years but have now idea how long they live.
You have trouble explaining to the police what all those punture marks on your arms are.

 

[muddz]

- pieces of shredded tyre and fan belts on the road become black snakes

- when you visit friends and family, you spend most of your visit turning over their landscaping in search of snails, grubs etc

- the mrs complains all her tupperware containers are missing

- the globe blows in the kitchen - takes a few days to get round to replace it, the globe blows in an enclosure - immediately replaced

- you start defrosting rats in the kitchen sink

- the neighbours complain of a foul stench wafting from your wheelie bin

 

[NCHERPS]

-when the sunday paper your wife was just about to read disappears, as one of your snakes has had a wee accident in their viv!

-when your neighbors see you down the garden centres buying vermiculite and think that you are just a keen gardener!

-when someone screams Brown snake, and runs the 100meters in 10 sec's, you run it the opposite direction towards it!

 

[wattso]

-when your child wants the lifelike rubber snake in toys-r-us, you call an attendant and ask to see the parents!............or........

~YOU want the lifelike rubber snake in toys-r-us, it might look good in your viv!

 

[wattso]

- Your out in the garden at 5 am collecting snails~your a gardener!
-Your out in your neighbour's garden's at 5am collecting snails~your a herper!

 

[wattso]

-Your the only person online at aps but your clicking refresh every few minutes waiting for new posts!!!

 

[NCHERPS]

...when you spend more on snakes than your monthly food shopping!

...when you convince the wife that you really do need to buy the pair of Black headed pythons with the rent money, as they are such a bargain, and will make you loads of money in a few years, once you have been evicted for not paying the rent!! LOL!

..When you have learnt a dozen different ways to euthanise rodents!

You can go on for ever with these!!

 

[Gregory]

When you post multiple times on a thread just to raise your post count.

 

[wattso]

Thankyou Greg, thats a clever one mate! ...............................Crikey!!!!!

 

[Robert]

When you end up trying to get all of your family and freinds to relise just how much fun they are(even though he is always hiding and sleeping)

When you end up trying to convert everyone and convince them to get in to it and buy one.It's great fun."Go on buy one"

When one turns into a zoo.A zoo of different animals.(snakes.monitors,dragon,gecko's,skinks.)....(Rats,guinee pigs,rabbits,birds,fish,)

When the zoo contains only one animal that is considered a "normal" houshold pet.Me dog.

OR IS THIS ALL JUST AN ADDICTION!!!

 

[wattso]

My Favorits so far........

you cant hold small fury animals for fear of swinging them off something hard...... STP....pmsl


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-when the sunday paper your wife was just about to read disappears, as one of your snakes has had a wee accident in their viv! ~NC HERPS ...lol im guilty!
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- the globe blows in the kitchen - takes a few days to get round to replace it, the globe blows in an enclosure - immediately replaced ~ Muddz........Guilty again!


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You have kept rabbits for years but have now idea how long they live ~ Fuscus...lmao!

C'mon peeps lets hear some more eh!

 

[_popp_]

You know your a herper when you get frustrated that the herp site you visits forums are getting clogged up with crap threads like this one.

 

[wattso]

It IS chit-chat popp old mate, obviously those who have posted to this "crap" thread enjoy a bit of fun, of course we all respect your opinion too, thankyou for telling us mate.

 

[NCHERPS]

Popp,
At least this time the thread is Herp related!

Happy Herping !

Neil

 

[muddz]

you know your a whinger when ........

 

[Switch]

you know your a winger when you winge about bullshit threads when theres a whole interent out there for you.

 

[Belinda]

- They come over to work on school assignment and freak out when they find documents titled " How to euthanase small animals"
-Walk into your room and scream when they see conatiners full of meal worms and cockroaches
-Scream and jump onto my desk if they find an escapee cricket
- They walk outside to see me aviary and run away screaming after spike displayed his beard, hissed and attacked them