Single herpers

[DanTheMan]

I'm having my last beer then onto some JB, do you approve God? The beer was Australian, I swear! Carlton Dry to be precise!
Our lord has spoken, my Nanna can grow a better beard than you trogdor, Dirty Boobs wins!

 

[DanTheMan]

Dan I've got nothing mate, over to you.....

Oh crap, put me on the spot.. Now everyone's watching! I have performance issues, I've gone blank!

... ... peel them... like remove the heads and peel the shells off? rip the legs off and removing the poop tube along the back of the big ones

No wonder you're single!

 

[Guest]

That was a good save dan
I am now very scared of her

 

[Tuatara]

Where's Keith? I miss her and her $1000 that she doesn't need, that's about what it will take to do our trip, I can think of a few ways to repay her that she's been dreaming about over the last few days?

Awwww Puppy... I missed you too NOT ..more beer...burp YAY

I miss Keith too, I know how I could repay her...Id be 'flat out like a lizard drinking' but thats what she's into LOVE YOU KEITH!

I love you too Matty

Ok im up to scratch now! My god we've come along way im so proud to finally be part of something worthwile!
but what happened to keith and amy:????

I participated in the real world... YAY me


Hello my puppies.. I have been out and about and on the frothies...how you doin??

 

[TahneeMaree]

you guys don't peel your prawns? or do you just not eat prawns?

 

[DanTheMan]

Awwww Puppy... I missed you too NOT ..more beer...burp YAY

Hello my puppies.. I have been out and about and on the frothies...how you doin??

You now expect me to welcome you back with open arms after saying you did'nt miss me? That's it Keith. No more, no more.

 

[Guest]

I have been out and about and on the frothies...

Hahaha you've been doing what??

 

[DanTheMan]

you guys don't peel your prawns? or do you just not eat prawns?

Not really sure how to do it, could you show me?

 

[-Matt-]

you guys don't peel your prawns? or do you just not eat prawns?

Peel?

 

[Tuatara]

You now expect me to welcome you back with open arms after saying you did'nt miss me? That's it Keith. No more, no more.

awww ofcourse I missed you pup... big hugs for you... smoochy smoochy

Hahaha you've been doing what??

drinking beer/ frothies

 

[Guest]

drinking beer/ frothies

Oh! well, thats ok then!

 

[GeckoJosh]

yes matt "peel" as in remove the shell

 

[CountryTriton]

Our lager,
Which art in barrels,
Hallowed be thy hops.
Thou will be drunk,
And I will be drunk,
At home as in the tavern.
Give us this day our foamy head,
And forgive us our spillages,
As we forgive those who spill against us.
And lead us not to incarceration,
But deliver us from hangovers.
For thine is The Ale, The Bitter and The Lager.
Forever and ever,* Barmen

 

[Tuatara]

Oh! well, thats ok then!

what did you think I was doing??:shock:

 

[Guest]

our lager,
which art in barrels,
hallowed be thy hops.
Thou will be drunk,
and i will be drunk,
at home as in the tavern.
Give us this day our foamy head,
and forgive us our spillages,
as we forgive those who spill against us.
And lead us not to incarceration,
but deliver us from hangovers.
For thine is the ale, the bitter and the lager.
Forever and ever,* barmen

there is only one god!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[CountryTriton]

All forms of Australian beer is acceptable even though the parent company may be NZ based Lion Nathan.

 

[AMY22]

Amy returns for your entertainment pleasure! Fill me in on what’s happened since I left...

 

[Guest]

what did you think I was doing??:shock:

never mind

 

[-Matt-]

yes matt "peel" as in remove the shell

We have a new member!..who has dived in to offer knowledge without knowing the story...

Our lager,
Which art in barrels,
Hallowed be thy hops.
Thou will be drunk,
And I will be drunk,
At home as in the tavern.
Give us this day our foamy head,
And forgive us our spillages,
As we forgive those who spill against us.
And lead us not to incarceration,
But deliver us from hangovers.
For thine is The Ale, The Bitter and The Lager.
Forever and ever,* Barmen

Hallelujah!!!

 

[CountryTriton]

But remember

Once I was happy and had a good wife
I had enough money to last me my life
Then I met a girl and we went on a spree
She taught me smokin' and drinkin' Bundy

Cigarettes and Bundy and wild wild women
They'll drive you crazy, they'll drive you insane.